Poo Dough
- Poo
- That’s also dough
- Poo dough!
- In case you wondered what kind of shit we’ll be selling today. This kind.
- Model: Er, let’s try something different.
1 We’re going to have a lot more deals today than normal. So we aren’t going to do model number reviews, because we just wouldn’t be able to keep up the keen insight and thoughtful analysis we put into each review. So what should we talk about?
Apocalypse Soonish
Day 1
Dear Journal,
I have emerged from the Cryopod to a landscape of horror. A horrorscape, if you will.
My memory was frozen, along with my brain and body, in July of 2017. I don’t know what year it is, or what caused my Cryopod to deactivate. Something terrible has happened. Something that has decimated the Earth and society as I know it. Or knew it.
Houses: burned. Landscapes: blighted. Recyclables: not appropriately separated.
What happened in those years I was away?
What foul — hold on, what’s this, Journal? As I write this I think I hear a —
