Poo Dough

mediocrebot put this thing up for sale said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:00am ET

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mediocrebot said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:00am ET:
Specs
- Model: #2
- Condition: New
- It’s shit
What’s in the Box?

2x Cans of brown dough
1x Can of yellow dough
1x Plastic mold

Warranty

None

Estimated Delivery

Friday, Aug 12 - Tuesday, Aug 16
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eVil said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:00am ET:

LMAO

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sammydog01 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:00am ET:

Already own it. Next.

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stoopkid said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:00am ET:

I almost bought this thinking it was a Fuku…

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- @stoopkid I thought it was one too!
  
  dagirlgenius said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:01am ET
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- @stoopkid Smarter than me…
  /giphy thorough-dainty-seashore
  
  AmazingChicken said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:07am ET
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- @stoopkid I almost didn’t buy it thinking it was a Fuku.
  
  RedOak said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:07am ET
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ELUNO said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:00am ET:

YES!

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infernohit said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:01am ET:

What is this shit?

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mdszy said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:01am ET:

Wait what??

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Nexar said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:01am ET:

108 bought… I wonder how many people saw $5 and went for it lol

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- @Nexar Yup. Bought it at midnight, cancelled at 12:01AM.
  
  hems79 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:01am ET
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- @Nexar thats what I did! Immediately cancelled.
  
  ConAndLibrarian said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:03am ET
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- @Nexar yep. Guilty of excited purchase.
  
  afwaller said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:03am ET
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boygenius1991 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:01am ET:

wait so every 5 minutes we get some new piece of shit to buy?

this is what america’s all about. keep this up

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smigit2002 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:01am ET:

my wife is going to kill me…

/image needless-mocking-potato

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- @smigit2002
  
  Grin Slowly Spreads Across Mom’s Face As Meal Revealed To Contain Healthy Ingredients
  
  jqubed said Sat, Jul 29th 2017 at 12:44am ET
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Gumbercules said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:01am ET:

what a shit-post

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studerc said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:01am ET:

The fuck is this fucking shit?

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somf69 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:01am ET:

Now it’s Jack-meh-off

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mOONmOON said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:01am ET:

Got all excited… almost clicked the FINE JUST BUY IT ALREADY when I actually realized it wasn’t… err… was… crap… (I’m soo confused)

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SteveOOO said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:01am ET:

Finally. A woot off.

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lljk said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:01am ET:

Well, I guess the rest of today’s deals can’t be shittier than this.

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- @lljk First one was just a test to see how many click before reading the description? <he says with hope in his voice>
  
  ruouttaurmind said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:02am ET
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- @lljk speakerdock is next
  
  rileyper said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:02am ET
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- @lljk You just had to say it! At 0400 we end up with moldy robes.
  
  WTFsunshine said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:13am ET
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cengland0 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:01am ET:

What happens when people without VMP purchase multiple items today? Do they have to pay shipping each time?

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communist said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:01am ET:

yay websites loads at 12:00:05

but you are pulling a cards with humanity and selling poo??

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ILikeMeh said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:01am ET:

Can you make bacon with this??

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eeterrific said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:01am ET:

Yeah!!! I got meh poo.!

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mistamoose said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:02am ET:

clay of crap.

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studerc said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:02am ET:

Finally, VMP is gonna get a workout today!

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mrchristian said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:02am ET:

So, does that mean there is a VMP last call every five minutes?

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clonetek said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:02am ET:

I make my own poo just fine, thanks!

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jake5snooze said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:02am ET:

Well, we’re off to a great start…

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reddinghill said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:03am ET:

Shit.

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readnj said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:03am ET:

Me thinks it is a Meh off…

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Madboy121 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:03am ET:

Thank you to everyone else who thought this was a Fuku, bought it, and flooded the server. Saved me from a shit purchase.

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norman8 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:03am ET:

Please don’t say it’s going to be every 5 minutes. I need to get some sleep. Oh wait, just one more…

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- @norman8
  
  Thumperchick said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:06am ET
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wew said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:03am ET:

what have I done?
I’m so sorry. (I said to someone.)
Oh, if only I was drinking I’d have an excuse.

Oh, wait. I am.
No. yeah, that no excuse either.

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kuaikuai said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:03am ET:

No thanks. I have cats for that.

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Seeds said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:04am ET:

Anyone else wonder about the alternatives to the advertised “make your own poo”?

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RdiPr said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:04am ET:

Without VMP, this little poop is actually cheaper on Amazon. I’m going to have to be careful with what I buy today, 5 dollars shipping for every item… every five minutes… My wife is going to kill me

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metageist said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:04am ET:

Who knew shit would be so popular?
/image unfortunate-gaunt-face

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tellatale said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:05am ET:

Someone is getting a shitty Christmas Stocking Gift this year.

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wew said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:05am ET:

Really. Really, I had the worse day of my life. Nothing could have made it worse. But then 30 seconds ago…

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- @wew No one else wants to say it so I will. wew, what on earth is the matter with you?
  
  wew said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:15am ET
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RedOak said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:05am ET:

Our dog does this for free and we don’t have to wait for it to arrive.

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JeremyAlex said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:07am ET:

Ya’ll got fake poop?

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mehcuda67 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:07am ET:

This, too, shall pass. Wait, is the dough edible?? That would open some possibilities.

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- @mehcuda67 Even if the supplied dough isn’t, I’m certain you can create something edible to mold and truly gross out your friends. Question is: Can you chew on a turd shaped tootsie roll without gagging yourself?
  
  ciabelle said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 3:20am ET
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- @ciabelle
  /google modeling chocolate
  How to Make Modeling Chocolate Recipe - Tablespoon.com
  https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/how-to-make-modeling-chocolate/2db5624c-940f-41a9-b66f-f4be29660c57
  
  RiotDemon said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:15am ET
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Smitty2525 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:10am ET:

Lord ain’t that some shit

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communist said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:13am ET:

so does anyone regret buying poo yet?

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- @communist but you shop at meh, and you don’t expect poo?
  
  eeterrific said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:33pm ET
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- @communist Many things I’ve purchased here turned out to be crap, so…
  
  ruouttaurmind said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:39pm ET
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xterraguy said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 9:59am ET:

See, what you wanna do here it get some Tootsie Rolls, and use this to mold them. Enjoy watching people flip out as you eat them…

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- @xterraguy Skip to 1:28
  
  gregormehndel said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 10:12am ET
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- @gregormehndel classic
  
  xterraguy said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 11:16am ET
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SpenceMan01 said Sat, Jul 29th 2017 at 12:16am ET:

Kids went to play with the poo dough and 2 out of the 3 cans are all dried out.

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- @SpenceMan01 I love the internet.
  http://m.wikihow.com/Revive-Dry-Play-Doh
  
  sammydog01 said Sat, Jul 29th 2017 at 9:07am ET
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Poo Dough

Specs

What’s in the Box?

Warranty

Estimated Delivery

Grin Slowly Spreads Across Mom’s Face As Meal Revealed To Contain Healthy Ingredients