Without VMP, this little poop is actually cheaper on Amazon. I’m going to have to be careful with what I buy today, 5 dollars shipping for every item… every five minutes… My wife is going to kill me
@mehcuda67 Even if the supplied dough isn’t, I’m certain you can create something edible to mold and truly gross out your friends. Question is: Can you chew on a turd shaped tootsie roll without gagging yourself?
I almost bought this thinking it was a Fuku…
@stoopkid I thought it was one too!
@stoopkid Smarter than me…
/giphy thorough-dainty-seashore
@stoopkid I almost didn’t buy it thinking it was a Fuku.
Finally. A woot off.
What is this shit?
108 bought… I wonder how many people saw $5 and went for it lol
@Nexar Yup. Bought it at midnight, cancelled at 12:01AM.
@Nexar thats what I did! Immediately cancelled.
@Nexar yep. Guilty of excited purchase.
Well, I guess the rest of today’s deals can’t be shittier than this.
@lljk First one was just a test to see how many click before reading the description? <he says with hope in his voice>
@lljk speakerdock is next
@lljk You just had to say it! At 0400 we end up with moldy robes.
What happens when people without VMP purchase multiple items today? Do they have to pay shipping each time?
Finally, VMP is gonna get a workout today!
Already own it. Next.
my wife is going to kill me…
/image needless-mocking-potato
@smigit2002
Grin Slowly Spreads Across Mom’s Face As Meal Revealed To Contain Healthy Ingredients
The fuck is this fucking shit?
Thank you to everyone else who thought this was a Fuku, bought it, and flooded the server. Saved me from a shit purchase.
No thanks. I have cats for that.
Someone is getting a shitty Christmas Stocking Gift this year.
wait so every 5 minutes we get some new piece of shit to buy?
this is what america’s all about. keep this up
yay websites loads at 12:00:05
but you are pulling a cards with humanity and selling poo??
So, does that mean there is a VMP last call every five minutes?
Please don’t say it’s going to be every 5 minutes. I need to get some sleep. Oh wait, just one more…
@norman8
what have I done?
I’m so sorry. (I said to someone.)
Oh, if only I was drinking I’d have an excuse.
Oh, wait. I am.
No. yeah, that no excuse either.
Who knew shit would be so popular?
/image unfortunate-gaunt-face
LMAO
YES!
Wait what??
what a shit-post
Got all excited… almost clicked the FINE JUST BUY IT ALREADY when I actually realized it wasn’t… err… was… crap… (I’m soo confused)
Can you make bacon with this??
Yeah!!! I got meh poo.!
clay of crap.
I make my own poo just fine, thanks!
Well, we’re off to a great start…
Shit.
Without VMP, this little poop is actually cheaper on Amazon. I’m going to have to be careful with what I buy today, 5 dollars shipping for every item… every five minutes… My wife is going to kill me
Now it’s Jack-meh-off
Me thinks it is a Meh off…
Anyone else wonder about the alternatives to the advertised “make your own poo”?
Our dog does this for free and we don’t have to wait for it to arrive.
This, too, shall pass. Wait, is the dough edible?? That would open some possibilities.
@mehcuda67 Even if the supplied dough isn’t, I’m certain you can create something edible to mold and truly gross out your friends. Question is: Can you chew on a turd shaped tootsie roll without gagging yourself?
@ciabelle
/google modeling chocolate
How to Make Modeling Chocolate Recipe - Tablespoon.com
https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/how-to-make-modeling-chocolate/2db5624c-940f-41a9-b66f-f4be29660c57
Really. Really, I had the worse day of my life. Nothing could have made it worse. But then 30 seconds ago…
@wew No one else wants to say it so I will. wew, what on earth is the matter with you?
Ya’ll got fake poop?
Specs
What’s in the Box?
2x Cans of brown dough
1x Can of yellow dough
1x Plastic mold
Warranty
None
Estimated Delivery
Friday, Aug 12 - Tuesday, Aug 16
Lord ain’t that some shit
Kids went to play with the poo dough and 2 out of the 3 cans are all dried out.
@SpenceMan01 I love the internet.
http://m.wikihow.com/Revive-Dry-Play-Doh
so does anyone regret buying poo yet?
@communist but you shop at meh, and you don’t expect poo?
@communist Many things I’ve purchased here turned out to be crap, so…
See, what you wanna do here it get some Tootsie Rolls, and use this to mold them. Enjoy watching people flip out as you eat them…
@xterraguy Skip to 1:28
@gregormehndel classic