Pick-Your-4-Pack: Poo-Pourri 2oz Toilet Sprays

  • Spray before you go, no one will know
  • You get 4 2oz bottles
  • That’s a total of 40oz!
  • Wait, sorry 8oz
  • Model: 5PR4Y-4W4Y
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Poo-Poo Platter

In honor of this pick-your-4-pack of 2oz Poo-Pourri Toilet Sprays (so no one has to know when you’ve dropped a really nasty one) and “So Metal” (two totally metal designs, available now from Mediocritee), we present:

A Half-Assed Heavy Metal Joke

Thus concludes:

A Half-Assed Heavy Metal Joke

Think you can do better? (Or worse?) Then go ahead and post your joke in the comments.

And don’t forget: these designs are currently for sale over on Mediocritee!

So far today...

  • 55846 of you visited.
  • 52% on a phone, 5% on a tablet.
  • 3545 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 1839 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $8877 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

Which items are you buying?