Too late It’s over

Pick-Your-2-Pack: Animal Masks

Hideous masks for who knows what
Hotline Miami cosplay?
Guinea Pig, Howling Wolf, Zombie Horse, Bald Eagle, Seagull, Mallard Duck
Probably not edible

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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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Does anyone else think of all the leftover flowers from Valentine’s Day? Or all the flowers that are purchased and not cared for at all. All the flowers in parades and weddings, tossed on the ground. You forget that these are pieces of a living thing sometimes. Constant mutilations. So what if one day the plants say that’s enough. And they say it violently. I’m not talking The Happening-style. I’m talking sheer-wielding petunias.

@KoolHandJoe: “They are led by a large mutated plant creature… the dreaded 3 headed Hydrangea… Breathes fire that smells of only the finest potpourri and death.”