Pacific Pearls Necklace, Bracelet, and Earring Set

  • You get a pearl bracelet, earring, and necklace set
  • Or, more likely, somebody else gets it … cough Valentine’s Day cough
  • Over 100 7-8mm pearls total, which should be the first thing you mention when they unwrap them
  • The bracelet and necklace have the same magnetic clasps so you can easily string them together for a 25" mega necklace
  • “Reminiscent of magnolias on a glorious Southern afternoon…” says the Pacific Pearls copywriter, so you know it’s real
  • Clasps and earring studs are 14k “gold filled” which does not mean what it sounds like
  • Model: PAL374M, PAL929M, PAL155M, PAL861M (We assume “PAL” stands for “Palliser” but we’re still not sure what “Palliser” means.)
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Pearls of +2 Relationship Wisdom

Buying these pearls for Valentine’s Day won’t fix your relationship. That will require communication, vulnerability, patience, and hard work. But it will help. Think of it like this: They grant a +2 modifier to your relationship saving throw.

Maybe the term “saving throw” means little or nothing to you. That’s great. But you’re probably already ahead of the rest of us relationship-wise, so you don’t need the help. Those of us who didn’t exactly roll a natural 18 on our charisma can use all the modifiers we can get.

Lots of people think Valentine’s Day is a holiday cooked up by the retail industry to gin up sales during the slow winter months. And they’re probably right. But the fact remains that not buying a gift like these pearls means you’re walking into the day with only your natural and class bonuses to save you. And we don’t like those odds.

Let’s put this in terms you can understand: You’ve walked into a dimly lit local inn. A strange, robed man pulls you aside and tells you of a glorious treasure that lies buried within nearby catacombs. But to reach the treasure you must best the sorceress that guards it in a battle of wits. The man offers you a Necklace of +2 Wisdom for a mere 3 gp. What do you do?

If you instinctively said “buy the necklace!” in a the gruff voice of a halfling rogue, you understand. If you said “huh?” or “what?” you don’t need our help.

Of course, you understand that having a modifier doesn’t guarantee a successful campaign. You’ll need to keep your wits about you as you scour the dangerous St. Valentine’s catacombs and make use of every skill you possess. But when the final confrontation goes down on February 14th, you’re going to want that bonus (or a solid “hide in shadows” skill).

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