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Cleaning House: a Meh-rathon
DELINQUENT 1
(mockingly)
Oh, is that so?
With the hand not holding the phone, ROY reaches out and grabs the DELINQUENT by his wrist, twisting it.
ROY
Do I need to repeat myself?
DELINQUENT 1
(pained)
Jeez dude, relax.
LESTER
(V.O. picking up the phone)
What’s the word?
ROY releases the DELINQUENT, who stumbles back to his friends.
ROY
Les, I need you to look into something for me.
While wiping the work laptop of Calvert Harrison, a project manager who recently left his position at the company for a comparable role with a rival, our IT department discovered a Microsoft Word file titled ‘CLEANING_HOUSE_SCREENPLAY_FOR_JS’ as well as several Notepad documents containing phone numbers and email addresses for people with a tertiary connection to Jason Statham. The screenplay was, by all indications, written on company time and therefore, per Calvert’s contract, belongs to us. So, please enjoy these excerpts and stick around all day for great deals on spring cleaning gear and stuff for getting outside. (And Mr. Statham, if you’re reading, this is available!)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
