Mundi Flap Organzier Crossbody

  • Wear it across your body
  • That’s why they call it that, right?
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THE ORACULUM

Welcome to THE ORACULUM. Join us, as our resident oracles of eTail and otherwise provide predictions that will 100% potentially eventually happen. Okay, maybe the only thing we can really guarantee you is that we have a lot of stuff today. Like, a LOT of stuff. And maybe, JUST MAYBE, one of these predictions will come true.

November 2nd, 2035

The child of a monk and nun exposed to death,
To die through a she-bear, and carried off by a boar.
This is the weirdest version of The Jungle Book I’ve ever seen.

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