@omally ooooohhhhh, these are probably great for sinister purposes considering their fill method. Sure piss, also paint, glitter, or maybe a powder or chalk.
I’m thinking that scene must not have been notable enough for somebody to put it on giphy. Not sure why. I thought it was as funny as any of his other things.
As per usual with my Meh purchases, I’m not quite sure why I bought these. But thanks to the alternate ideas posted above, there are some uses that might be entertaining in addition to plain water.
I bet freezing them with a flower (or something) in the middle would be cool looking, and much easier to do than with a traditional balloon.
And a glitter bomb sounds deviously fantastic…(I would never do that. Probably.)
Since they’re made from silicone and are said to be nontoxic, I think using them to make Jello could be interesting. Or the ice cubes mentioned above. But I’m still not buying them
My niece insists on water balloon fights every summer. This will be great and will make the cleanup of the balloon pieces so much easier!!! Yes I pick up the pieces, Charlie doesn’t need to swallow a piece
Specs
Product: 24-Pack: Dartwood Reusable Water Balloons
Model: 4895230320211
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$27.98 (for 24) at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Jun 3 - Tuesday, Jun 4
Moist!
/buy
@mbersiam It worked! Your order number is: hospitable-uptight-hamburger
/showme hospitable uptight hamburger
@mediocrebot He appears to have a split personality.
it is considered unfair to fill these and freeze them first.
I know that now.
@alacrity but they might be able to make those nice sphere ice cubes
these are also a lot easier to fill with urine than traditional balloons
@omally ooooohhhhh, these are probably great for sinister purposes considering their fill method. Sure piss, also paint, glitter, or maybe a powder or chalk.
@goldnectar @omally You’re selling me on this.
@goldnectar @omally meh should send you some free ones for coming up with an effective sales angle.
@AaronLeeJohnson @goldnectar @omally I think we have some strong contenders for Meh’s highlighted posts for this item!
@goldnectar @omally or make some huge ice spheres for your punch bowl.
@AaronLeeJohnson @goldnectar @omally @shahnm Although I don’t think meh is doing that today or it would be done already. Whomever does that must have the day off.
@AaronLeeJohnson @goldnectar @Kidsandliz @omally @shahnm The official highlighter seldom does that on weekends anymore.
… and then a totally unrelated video plays …
/buy
@zachdecker It worked! Your order number is: eternal-quadruple-chimpanzee
/showme eternal quadruple chimpanzee
That quadruple chimpanzee is so eternal there’s five of it!
I don’t even know anymore…
/image noiseless-formal-meeting
/giphy noiseless-formal-meeting
/showme noiseless-formal-meeting
So you’re only filling them half full?
/giphy half full
@katbyter I think you’re intended to close them while they’re entirely submerged in the water.
Unless you’re going for some of the “alternate” fillings mentioned above.
/giphy Frank Costanza cup sizes
Meh, whatever. That one’s closer than the others.
I’m thinking that scene must not have been notable enough for somebody to put it on giphy. Not sure why. I thought it was as funny as any of his other things.
They don’t come with those keys?
/showme reusable water balloons that don’t come with a pair of keys.
I would rather not give my target ammunition.
As per usual with my Meh purchases, I’m not quite sure why I bought these. But thanks to the alternate ideas posted above, there are some uses that might be entertaining in addition to plain water.
I bet freezing them with a flower (or something) in the middle would be cool looking, and much easier to do than with a traditional balloon.
And a glitter bomb sounds deviously fantastic…(I would never do that. Probably.)
Are these made from food-grade silicone?
I’d like to know as well. Food grade, or at least non-toxic so I can make those giant round ice cubes to drop in my adult beverage?
If the link to amazon price is the same product, over there it says they are safe and non-toxic.
Since they’re made from silicone and are said to be nontoxic, I think using them to make Jello could be interesting. Or the ice cubes mentioned above. But I’m still not buying them
Why doesn’t the video show the 2 year old getting beaned right in the face with one of those? That’s what I wanna see!!
@spavlis and you know that would absolutely happen!
@spavlis More likely, the 2-year-old would run up behind Dad and bean him at a convenient altitude from behind.
How watertight are they? How strong is the magnet?
Water expands just before it freezes, so these may pop open if you try to freeze full ones.
My niece insists on water balloon fights every summer. This will be great and will make the cleanup of the balloon pieces so much easier!!! Yes I pick up the pieces, Charlie doesn’t need to swallow a piece
/giphy rare-jazzy-eagle
/showme rare-jazzy-eagle
I’m a little mystified at getting a deal on a summer item…at the start of summer.
/buy
@dave It worked! Your order number is: psychic-disrespectful-otter
/showme psychic disrespectful otter
@mediocrebot If I could choose a new Rodent God overlord, I think this is it!
EDIT wait, otters aren’t rodents!
Okay, this is genuinely a great idea! Never really thought about how wasteful normal balloons are
Well, at least meh found a use for failed breast implants.
/giphy exploding-breast-implants
Famous last word of someone that tried to pick up a hooker / professional female sexual entertainer at that alley behind the 7-11.
@pmarin Pass.
/giphy level-furry-drug
why not
/giphy wide-thoughtful-mitten
/giphy outgoing-polarizing-tongue
/buy
@Aryk It worked! Your order number is: boundless-ignorant-thistle
/showme boundless ignorant thistle
Why is there a set of keys shown in the photo?
@mdiaz Because they didn’t have a banana for scale?
@werehatrack I was actually thinking the same
@mdiaz @werehatrack I think the whole “banana for scale” thing is kind of dumb. Bananas come in a LOT of sizes.
@Kyeh @mdiaz Easily addressed via an actual Scale Banana.
@mdiaz @werehatrack
Or … a regular old ruler.
@Kyeh @mdiaz Rulers are weapons of math instruction and can get you hauled in for questioning in Texas.
@Kyeh @mdiaz But this is just a plastic banana, and as long as you don’t paint it pink, it won’t even get you arrested in Alabama.
@mdiaz @werehatrack Now THIS is a clever use of a banana:
Kids started to play with these balloons today. They’re ripping left and right