Mr. Jelly Belly Soccer Machine with 15oz of Jelly Beans
- Do you eat jelly beans straight out of the bag?
- Then you’re disgusting
- Model: J3LL-Y34H
Greetings... FROM THE FUTURE: A Meh-rathon!
The date? January 20th, 2220. We have discovered, on the floor of the Pacifitlantic Ocean, a fully preserved house from the 2020s. Follow along as we describe what’s inside!
Also in the playroom, we found something peculiar: a strange dispenser of sorts. Glethers found it, but Radcliffe snatched it from her and seemed intent on stamping it to pieces with the titanium sole of his submersible suit’s boots. You see, upon the item was the likeness of a creature that very much resembled a Gemlon, and given that Radcliffe had lost two cousins in the Gemlon-Human War of 2205, he was naturally peeved by it. However, we quickly realized that it was not a Gemlon but rather an anthropomorphic jelly bean. At which point Glethers snatched it back and smashed it herself, having lost a favorite uncle in the Human-Sentient Jelly Bean War of 2199.