@thismyusername@RiotDemon Thanks for the info. Those links confirmed I can eat these. Strange Meh didn’t put the ingredients in the information at the top of the page like they usually do.
@RiotDemon@thismyusername But darn it, this prevents me from getting it: “We make over 150 different candies and a few of our products use gluten-containing ingredients…”
I’m vegetarian so that’s why no gelatin and I’m deathly allergic (celiac) to gluten so no deal this time.
@cengland0@RiotDemon@thismyusername Elsewhere on the site it says that the jelly beans are all free of gluten ingredients, it’s stuff like the bridge mix and malt balls that contain gluten. But if you’re worried about cross-contamination, better safe than sorry.
@tinamarie1974 I went to see if the one at the other mall had any nice $10 candles on the last day of the sale. They are closing that location. Everything was on clearance. Shit.
@sammydog01 so I am happy to report it worked!!! I hot her to try three different flavors and she was fond of marshmallow. Got her to take it home and promised to try a few more flavors!!
Specs
What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
$18.46 (for Soccer Machine) at Amazon
$12.68 (for 2 Jelly Belly Gift Bags) at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Monday, July 20th
Do these contain gelatin?
@cengland0 no. But they might contain beeswax.
https://www.jellybelly.com/general-facts
@cengland0 oh oh I know this one…
source: https://www.jellybelly.com/general-facts
@cengland0 @RiotDemon whose beeswax? None of mine, tobesure.
KuoH
@thismyusername @RiotDemon Thanks for the info. Those links confirmed I can eat these. Strange Meh didn’t put the ingredients in the information at the top of the page like they usually do.
@RiotDemon @thismyusername But darn it, this prevents me from getting it: “We make over 150 different candies and a few of our products use gluten-containing ingredients…”
I’m vegetarian so that’s why no gelatin and I’m deathly allergic (celiac) to gluten so no deal this time.
@cengland0 @RiotDemon @thismyusername Elsewhere on the site it says that the jelly beans are all free of gluten ingredients, it’s stuff like the bridge mix and malt balls that contain gluten. But if you’re worried about cross-contamination, better safe than sorry.
THIS IS FREAKING AWESOME! But I’m trying to curb my impulse buys.
And kudos to whoever made baby Yoda jellybean.
@sammydog01 The baby Yodabean is excellent.
@sammydog01 is it an impulse buy if you buy it for me
@willdavi Are you a lawyer?
@sammydog01 no
@sammydog01 but I’ll still be upset if I don’t get one. They should lower the price
No. Not gunnadoit.
Does this do anything? “Machine” implies some type of activity. Or is “Machine” a marketing ploy?
@hchavers it kicks a jelly bean down a tube (the travel mode of the future)…
if it fails to make the kick it will fall down and feign injury*
*this is a lie
@hchavers this machine extracts $19 plus tax and shipping from the value of your estate.
(Yes, with this statement I aver that the soccer jelly bean device has a value of $0, don’t @ me.)
KuoH
@hchavers It’s probably very similar to this golf version.
@hchavers @zachdecker So this would slow down my consumption of jelly beans, making it a weight loss device? Is that an excuse to buy it?
For an entire hour . . .
Can I get one that automatically rejects the shitty flavors?
@cinoclav Who the hell thought buttered popcorn jellybeans were a good idea?
@sammydog01 I
butter popcorn flavored jelly beans!!!
@cinoclav I think that you will find how to do that in the “loading” instructions.
@tinamarie1974
@sammydog01
/giphy giggle
So cute and LOVE the baby Yoda!!
/giphy reasonable-amusing-argument
/image reasonable-amusing-argument
@tinamarie1974 I’m desperately trying to find an excuse to buy this- what was yours?
@sammydog01 I think my niece will like it and POSSIBLY get her to try something new. She has autism, so trying new things is very challenging
@tinamarie1974 That’s a great reason. Just pick out the nasty buttered popcorn ones first please.
@sammydog01 as long as I can have them!!!
@sammydog01 did you get it???
@tinamarie1974 Nope. I went to Yankee Candle and spent too much instead.
@sammydog01 oh I do love Yankee candle!!
@tinamarie1974 I went to see if the one at the other mall had any nice $10 candles on the last day of the sale. They are closing that location. Everything was on clearance. Shit.
@sammydog01 ooohhh my. Well, on the plus side your house will smell AMAZING!!
@sammydog01 so I am happy to report it worked!!! I hot her to try three different flavors and she was fond of marshmallow. Got her to take it home and promised to try a few more flavors!!
@tinamarie1974 That’s great to hear!
The reviews are terrible for this
Why not my lab folk may like this.
Got mine. The little kicker successfully kicked the jelly bean through the tube on the FIRST TRY!
And… ALL SUBSEQUENT KICKS failed to make it through the tube. Boo.
Any troubleshooting tips? Meh.
@caribou Be sure and stretch before working out. And stay hydrated.