Cleaning House: a Meh-rathon

ROY
(into the phone)
There’s gotta be a tell, though. Right, Lester? So I’ll know these cyborgs when I see them.

LESTER
(V.O.)
If what I’m reading is correct, the only way to know is when they power up. And by that point… well… it might be too late.

While wiping the work laptop of Calvert Harrison, a project manager who recently left his position at the company for a comparable role with a rival, our IT department discovered a Microsoft Word file titled ‘CLEANING_HOUSE_SCREENPLAY_FOR_JS’ as well as several Notepad documents containing phone numbers and email addresses for people with a tertiary connection to Jason Statham. The screenplay was, by all indications, written on company time and therefore, per Calvert’s contract, belongs to us. So, please enjoy these excerpts and stick around all day for great deals on spring cleaning gear and stuff for getting outside. (And Mr. Statham, if you’re reading, this is available!)