Mission Instant Personal Air Cooler
Blockbuster or Lackluster?
How you’d use it if you were in a summer blockbuster
While you track the whereabouts of the infamous Sunny Day Slasher, you stop to cool yourself with your Instant Personal Air Cooler. And as you do, you realize: the slash marks could only be made with a cleaver. Dear god! It was the local butcher all along!
How you’ll actually use it
To cool yourself off while watching the pitcher of your kids’ little league team walk in another run, the fourth this inning.
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