Microfiber Comforter
- Microfiber shell, polyester fill, what more is there to the good life?
- Medium warmth because nothing’s worse than sweating under your covers, then freezing when you get out of bed
- Compartmentalized fill so it won’t get lumpy when you’re wrestling in your sleep
- Stow 'em in a cupboard, forget about 'em, then when guests come over to watch a movie, nobody freezes to death
- Available in a variety of visible-light-reflecting wavelengths
- See what buyers thought about them last time
Winter is coming.
Brrr! Tell me about it! My toes got so tingly when I was scraping that little layer of frost off my car this morning. I think it might be time to break out the big fuzzy socks. Should I wear the Big Bird ones or the rainbow?
Winter is coming. Starvation’s dogs run in packs.
Ooh, yeah, you know what’s cute? Dogs playing in the snow! The way they kick and prance! So fun! Now I have to look up some YouTube videos of dogs in the snow.
Winter is coming. The she-bear stalks in fang and claw, to fatten her cubs for the long sleep in the den.
We all need our cozy little hidey-hole, don’t we? Mine is this big comfy chair and a microfiber comforter! It’s medium-warmth, so I can be nice and toasty in my flannel PJs and not freeze when I get up to ladle another cup of hot buttered rum.
Winter is coming. Pitiless crows blacken the land.
I heard they’re gonna get some snow up in the hills this weekend. And you know what that means: it’s tubin’ time!
Heed me, seriously. Winter is coming. Bleak hours of desperation, of deprivation-
Aww, look at this corgi puppy! His little tail wagged a hole in the snow!
-of, you know, misery-induced madness, that kind of-
A PUPPY JUST FELL OUT OF THIS BASKET AND NOW IT’S FLOPPING AROUND IN THE SNOW OMG I CAN’T EVEN
…OK, yeah, that’s pretty cute.