Meta M1 Smartwatch
- A smartwatch is basically a wrist-mounted remote for your Android or iPhone, so if that sounds good, here you go
- Read texts, play music, check weather and stocks, whatever the hell else people do with these
- Brushed stainless steel face and black genuine leather band, so it actually looks OK
- You can change the band, too, with regular old dumbwatch bands
- Model: MW4002, MW4003, MW4004, MW4005
Smartwatch or get off the pot.
If you’ve already made up your mind that you don’t want a smartwatch, this isn’t for you. See you tomorrow.
If you’ve already made up your mind and gone all-in on a fancy smartwatch, this isn’t for you. See you tomorrow.
If you’re still here, let’s talk. Maybe you’ve tried a cheap smartwatch and you’re looking to step up, or maybe you’re still wondering about the whole thing. Look, nobody knows if the smartwatch is the next cell phone or the next Segway. Maybe, in fifty years, the people who wear them will look like pioneers, or maybe they’ll look like those suckers who thought that a vibrating belt machine could jiggle their fat away.
You can wait decades to see how that all pans out. Or you could try a Meta M1 Watch and find out right now. You’re never going to get more watch for your money. The Meta M1 looks pretty swank, way nicer than the the cheaper Meta watches we’ve sold before, with that stainless steel casing (not plastic). Swank it further by changing the band with almost any standard watch band.
More importantly, the screen has 78% more pixels (16,384 vs. 9,216 on those cheaper Meta models). And these aren’t refurbished. And even this nicer one is still way cheaper than the, uh, other, er, ahem -
Sorry, the Apple Watch is what we’re trying to say. Our sinuses are all gunked up. Seasonal allergies. Sorry. Anyway, yeah, the Meta M1 at this price is either the cheapest nice smartwatch or the nicest cheap smartwatch you’re going to find. You either want it, or you don’t want a smartwatch. Or maybe you just suck at making up your mind.
