MedImmune Virus Protect+ Portable Diffuser Disinfection Kit
Our Take
- Disinfect without having to wipe everything down
- (But maybe still wipe stuff down)
A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories
This is a MedImmune Virus Protect+ Portable Diffuser Disinfection Kit. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.
Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.
What fools we’ve been. Stumbling through life like idiots, half-blind, half-dumb, assuming that the magic insulating powers of these Contigo Autoseal Randolph mugs were only for liquids.
Then, like a ray of sunshine piercing the hard shell of ignorance in the overextended metaphor pizza, came this platinum splash of brilliance from @DaveInSoCal: “Will this keep solids hot? Like 3 taquitos?”
Just like that, everything changed.
We saw this mug’s 16-ounce capacity filled with, yes, taquitos, but not only taquitos, all manner of gas-station food: hot wings, hot dogs, pizza stix, even rolled-up slices of pizza.
But our liberated imagination was now unbound by any shackle. Who’s to stop us from putting a whole burrito in that thing? Mashed potatoes? Chili? A fistful of bacon? A couple of mashed, pulpy hamburgers? A compressed plug of lasagna? An entire steak?
Like an Icarus with heat-resistant wax in our wings, we soared ever-closer to the sun, merely laughing at its fury. An order of fries? Why not? How about an order of cheese fries? Or an order of chili cheese fries? Or - do we dare? we dare! - an order of poutine?
Look, we gotta go find a 7-11 or something. Tell us what you’ll put in yours in the forum topic. Just know this: if you find a stray taquito or two in your Contigo Randolph mug, eat it with caution. It’ll still be really hot.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
