Mad Ape Den: A Meh Wine

  • Not a one-jug set, not a two-jug set, but a six-jug set in the box you get

  • It’s red, the hue of the “T” in a BLT

  • No kid who is not yet 21 can buy it

  • Do you got a UK ska-pop act in thy ear now? So do we

  • If you are in AK, AL, AR, DE, HI, IN, KY, MS, OK, RI, or UT you can not buy it. It’s the law!

  • ID: MAD-Red-Mix-001

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It's a Mad Mad Mad Ape Den

NOTE: “Mad Ape Den” is a language game which prohibits words longer than three letters. Here’s an example performed by friend of Meh, Jason Toon:

(Find more examples than you could ever possibly want to watch here!)

No day is a bad day to sip a bit of red. But for a WAY not-bad one, try any day in the icy end bit of our lap of the sun we are in now. Get our six-jug set of MAD APE DEN red vin and be set for any end-of-’17 do!

Lug a bit of it to the hut of thy mom and dad for pop-out day of the son of thy god! Or put MAD APE DEN red mix in thy gut for the 8-day era the oil did not run out!

Or put a mug of MAD APE DEN in the air to say hi to a new ’18, or for Tết!

Or buy and sip it for no big day at all, but to say — on thy own, or in a pal mob — “any day you can put a jar of red to thy lip set is not all bad.”

But it may be you do not sip the red. It’s OK. You can yet buy it for a bud.

Put a jug of MAD APE DEN red mix in a bag, put a bow and tag on it, and lug it to the pad of thy pal. (On the tag, you can pen “for my pal”, or “ho ho ho”, or “joy to the orb we are on”. It’s up to you how to say it.)

Thy pal is apt to be in awe at how big of you it is. “You are too rad,” he or she may say. He/she may dab at a bit of dew in his/her eye, and hug you.

But get an A set for the Q you can bet he/she is apt to ask:

“Why do you gab in the odd way you do? It’s… a bit off. Are you OK?”

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