Lifepro Radiate X Compression Sleeve Thigh, Calf, and Foot Massager

  • Relieves your legs
  • NOT recommended for your back
  • Shape pretty much indicates use for legs
  • NOT recommended for your neck
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An Instructional Meh-rathon

Listen, instruction manuals are pretty intuitive. I mean, they’re designed to be. But wouldn’t you know it, there’s always one step that makes me go, “Huh?” I don’t know. Maybe I’m just stupid. It probably doesn’t help that I dropped a bunch of these manuals into a paper shredder, including the one I needed. I pieced it back together, but this is what I’ve got…

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Step 92
“Push the crown back into normal position in accordance with a time signal.”

Well I was going to wear it sideways, like a ball cap.

Show the peasantry that I’m one of those “hip” monarchs.

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