Too late It’s over

Lexibook Powerman Baby Learning Robot

Baby learning robot
Learn your baby
Dances, plays music, and teaches shapes, numbers and colors

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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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You move into a new place. It doesn’t seem to stand out too much, and you got a good deal, although you’re only renting. Early in your lease, however, you start to notice some weird things happening. Objects are moving overnight. The temperature of a room changes without notice. Sounds from places that seem empty. One day, you accidentally open a door too quickly, and the knob leaves a slight indentation on the wall. The next morning, you find something scrawled nearby. Rather than in blood or carved into the wall itself, like it usually goes, it’s in pen on a sticky note. It reads, “I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.” It is with this incident you know for sure you are not truly alone in this place. Trapped by the lease, you simply must accept it. There is a landlord in its walls.