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Endless Jokes: a Meh-rathon!
A snail walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll it be?”
Snail says, “Can I see your beer list? And also, would you mind turning that television to the Orioles game?”
Bartender grabs the remote, channel surfs for a bit, and finally says, “Don’t seem to get the Orioles.”
“How is that possible?” the snail says. “It’s the local team!”
Bartender looks confused. “Buddy, this is Portland, Maine.”
Snail says, “Oh, I see what happened…”
We set up the joke, which everyone knows is the hard part. Now, all you need to do is help us out with the ending. So go ahead and post your best punch lines in the comments. And keep checking back for more great deals and unfinished jokes all day long!
