Let’s share our favorite little kid jokes. You know the type- the kind you find on popsicle sticks, or inside a laffy taffy. I’ll go first (as told to me by my then 5-year-old nephew)
Where does a king keep his armies?
In his sleevies
Where did Noah put the bees? In the ark-hive.
(I have a special fondness for it because I worked in a university library)
@Kyeh love it, and definitely going to tell to my apiarist friends children
@mrchristian Oh, perfect!
How did Johah get out of the whale’s tummy?
He kept running and running and running until he got pooped out.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 “8” 9.
@mrhud I love that one too!
My favorite is an anti-joke:
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
(I have a special fondness for it because I worked in a university library)
@Kyeh love it, and definitely going to tell to my apiarist friends children
@mrchristian Oh, perfect!
How did Johah get out of the whale’s tummy?
He kept running and running and running until he got pooped out.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 “8” 9.
@mrhud I love that one too!
My favorite is an anti-joke:
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.