Let’s share our favorite little kid jokes. You know the type- the kind you find on popsicle sticks, or inside a laffy taffy. I’ll go first (as told to me by my then 5-year-old nephew)
Where does a king keep his armies?
In his sleevies
How did Johah get out of the whale’s tummy?
He kept running and running and running until he got pooped out.
Where did Noah put the bees? In the ark-hive.
(I have a special fondness for it because I worked in a university library)
@Kyeh love it, and definitely going to tell to my apiarist friends children
@mrchristian Oh, perfect!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 “8” 9.
@mrhud I love that one too!
My favorite is an anti-joke:
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
How did Johah get out of the whale’s tummy?
He kept running and running and running until he got pooped out.
(I have a special fondness for it because I worked in a university library)
@Kyeh love it, and definitely going to tell to my apiarist friends children
@mrchristian Oh, perfect!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 “8” 9.
@mrhud I love that one too!
My favorite is an anti-joke:
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.