Keeping me up when I neeed sleep almost as much as coffee.
I am really starting to dislike these things
/giphy let it go
@curtise The one true king of novelty gags. It leads off the whole bit, no matter what bit you run.
@curtise @simplersimon But “post-COVID”, who shakes hands???
@curtise @ELJAY ah dash it all. Another casualty of the pandemic. Well, “once and future king” worked for Arthur, it can work here as well.
A whoopie cushion** of course.
@yakkoTDI whoa there satan
A double entendre and seeing who doesn’t get it.
@Evansdoor Anything can be a double entendre, if you know what I mean.
Couldn’t help but think of this:
Whoopie cushion filled with Velveeta cheese
Faked online death. I’ve seen it a few times, and it kinda puts the whoopie cushion to shame.
(The best was the dude who invented a “girlfriend” to recommend his sexual prowess in a women-only forum then, when called out on the obvious plant, faked an obituary for “her”)
The Opposite Shoulder Tap
Pull my finger
@heartny A gag is supposed to be fun and / or embarrassing, not lethal.
The prank phone call. (Am I showing my age?)
@hchavers I don’t know, are you Mike Hunt?
@hchavers Is your Refrigerator running?
@hchavers Do you have Prince Albert in the can?
Salt in the sugar bowl.