Kershaw Shuffle Snow White Knife

Model: 8700SNOW
2.4" stainless steel blade
Includes bottle opener, flathead screwdriver, and lanyard hole
Call it a unisex knife. Or a metrosexual knife. Or a couples ’ knife. It looks good on a tool belt or in a purse, is what we’re saying.

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The fairest knife of all.

You know what would have made all the difference for Snow White? A knife. First off, that huntsman is the one begging for his life. When Snow White retreats into the woods, this time it’s not to hide from the evil jealous queen. It’s to train for a counterattack.

With this Snow White Kershaw Shuffle knife, maybe she doesn’t even need the Seven Dwarfs. With that sharp, stubby blade and extra grippy K-texture handle, she’d have little trouble harvesting her own sustenance from the forest, whether animal or vegetable. She’d also make short work of any, uh, bottlecaps or flathead screws that got in her way.

But let’s say she does join forces with the Dwarfs. They’re miners. They’re tough. They know how to wield a pick. All it takes to hone them into an elite fairy-tale hit squad is seven more Snow White Kershaw Shuffle knives and a couple of weeks of training. Snow White is their HPIC (Head Princess In Charge)

The Evil Queen won’t stay awake long when Sleepy drifts into the royal bedroom with this knife. Doc knows just where to cut. Don’t ask Happy to put a smile on your face, Your Majesty. And we’d warn you not to get on Grumpy’s bad side, but the guy doesn’t have a good side.

All things considered, maybe the story of Snow White and the 2.4" Blade wouldn’t be a timeless, unforgettable, primeval legend like the original. But we bet, these days, it would do better box office.

Kershaw Shuffle Snow White Knife

The fairest knife of all.

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