Kershaw Funxion EMT Knife
- The kind of knife you want a guy to have when he comes to rescue you from a flipped Camaro or something
- 8Cr13MoV steel partially serrated modified tanto blade so it cuts things real good
- Cord cutter, hex wrench, glassbreaker tip, and carabiner clip - sorry, Swiss Army fans, no tweezers or toothpick
- One-handed assisted opening so you can use the other hand to fight off mutants or pilot an out-of-control helicopter
- Model: 8100GRYST (Not that much shorter than “8100 grey steel”, but shorter enough)
Because when you're in trouble, you don't call the Swiss Army.
How did a military force that hasn’t fought a battle in 500 years become the experts in survival knives? We gotta hand it to the Swiss Army’s publicist. Making their name synonymous with the essential multifunction knife is a real coup, literally won without a single shot being fired.
You know who does amazing shit every day to save people’s lives, in a hundred different impossible-to-predict situations? EMTs. They’re probably the closest thing to superheroes we have in real life. They have to be ready for any emergency, fight through any obstacle, work during any disaster.
And what’s in their utility belts?
A knife like this. The one-handed assisted opening reveals a 8Cr13MoV steel modified tanto blade with partial serration and black oxide coating. The lightweight aluminum handle also conceals a cord cutter, hex wrench with screwdriver tip and bottle opener, and carabiner clip. And just above the deep-carry pocket clip, there’s a glassbreaker tip. Neither seatbelts nor windows nor cording shall keep the Kershaw Funxion EMT knife from its appointed mission.
Yeah, OK, chances are that unless you’re an actual EMT, or search-and-rescue person, or something like that, you won’t be using this knife to save any lives. But if you want a knife with some actual life-saving tools, here you go. If you want a knife with a plastic toothpick, go talk to the Swiss Army.
