Kenwood WS-A1 Active Noise Canceling True Wireless Earbuds with Alexa
- Triple-mic system for crystal clear calls
- Variable levels of noise cancellation
- Alexa Voice Assistant built-in
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: Kenwood WS-A1 Active Noise Canceling True Wireless Earbuds with Alexa!“
“Uh, honey?”
“Yeah?”
“Is this your way of trying to initiate a threesome?”
“Huh? Oh, no, Alexa is just a robotic personal assistant…”
“She is?”
“Yeah.”
“Then why… do you HAVE this FOLDER FULL OF ANTHROPOMORPHIC AMAZON ALEXA PINUPS!”
“I CAN EXPLAIN!”
