Showme a sandbox
12Ok… so I’m finding the AI artbot to be both fun and hilarious (occasionally disturbing). This thread is about nothing except playing around with the showme command. The only rule here is you need to use at least one word from the previous Showme work and send it in a comedically different direction.
If there are a lot of responses we might need to start a new thread periodically. If this thread presents a space and/or CPU spike to the Meh servers, I, as an IT guy, humbly apologize and am ok with nuking it.
I’ll get it started. This is going to get weird. 
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/showme a mailman with a sandbox running up hill with a banana for scale
@mediocrebot And we’re off!
/showme a mailman delivering a huge package from meh
/showme four mailboxes on top of each other with a snake coming out of each of them in the style of a horror movie
/showme a mailman wrapped in a tortilla and covered with sauce and cheese
/showme Matt Rutledge dressed as a mailman
accurate
/showme matt rutledge on vacation in detriot with a white winged dove
@capnjb
Ooh, ooh, ooh…
Ok… maybe this wasn’t a good idea after all
/showme matt rutledge holding a scepter while riding a peacock
/showme Matt Rutledge as a cat
@narfcake I think you mean Cat Rutledge.
/showme a cat beating up mediocrebot
/showme my future
oh fuck?
@carl669
/image um nevermind
/showme carl669 as an Egyptian pharaoh
/showme Carl needs to follow the rules The only rule here is you need to use at least one word from the previous Showme work and send it in a comedically different direction.
@mediocrebot So no Red Edad Redemption?
/showme the rules of any Internet forum
@narfcake accurate
In other words, there are no rules?!?
@narfcake Just the one about fight club.
@narfcake My Usenet originated motorcycle gang (or is it a computer club for motorcyclists?) has two rules:
Rule #1: There are no rules.
Rule #0: Go ride.
I’m surprised about how long it took for this to go off the rails
You’re good Carl. 
@capnjb to be fair, i only read every other sentence.
@carl669 Me too. I celebrate your entire catalog
/showme cats on an internet forum
Forums, not browser history!
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/your-browser-history-3
/showme cats on an meh forum in the style of Andy Warhol
/showme cats in the style of a Pink Floyd album cover
/showme Keanu Reeves enjoying Thai food in the style of Pink Floyd.
/showme Keanu Reeves enjoying Thai food in the style of Abbey Road album cover
@mediocrebot Weird. No Thai food.
@heartny @mediocrebot There is a lot to unpack here.
@heartny The third one from the left got takeaway & is carrying it in the bag.
@mediocrebot I like how the third leg of the one on the left melts into the crosswalk stripe…
@mediocrebot @xobzoo I remember when some guy in seventh grade explained to me the other meaning of “third leg.”
/showme Thai food and a tractor in a fight to the death with Martha Stewart watching
@mediocrebot Tractor disappointment.
@capnjb Martha is known to drive a tractor on her farm. She probably took it to the fight & tagged in.
@mediocrebot I think I might be getting too wordy (I never do that!) Let me see what happens if I’m more succinct.
@capnjb the tractor lost the fight is all… it’s in the stew
/showme thai food tractor Martha Stewart fight
@mediocrebot ok… more tractor… less Martha
/showme Patrick Stewart on a tractor at Martha Stewart’s farm
5 minutes in and still not rendered
Did I break it?
@chienfou I think you just challenged it.
/showme Patrick Stewart on a tractor at Martha Stewarts farm
@chienfou I think the apostrophe broke it.
@capnjb
TIL…
@capnjb @chienfou Yep, I’ve broken it that way before. But it’s not consistent.
/showme Keanu Reeves on a tractor at Martha Stewarts farm
@heartny Kind of need a banana for scale there.
/showme Keanu Reeves on a tractor in a sandbox
@Kyeh Now we’re getting somewhere
/showme Keanu Reeves on a tractor in a sandbox with a banana for scale
/showme Keanu Reeves and Martha Stewart on a tractor in a sandbox with a banana for scale
@heartny Ok… you win that battle
/showme Keanu Reeves Chinese spy balloon
/showme Keanu Reeves state of the union Speech
/showme Keanu Reeves hippopotamus
@f00l I’m not sure how to process this.
@capnjb
Maybe the hippo ate Keanu. Check out that stomach bulge.
@capnjb @f00l The hippo is going to kill us with a pencil.
@mediocrebot Three legs plus two arms. It’s a pentaped.
/showme Keanu Reeves guided missile
/showme Keanu Reeves inside out
@f00l I’m glad the bot didn’t get this one right…
@f00l @Kyeh Inside Out the cartoon? That wouldn’t be so bad…
/giphy Keanu Reeves Inside Out
@xobzoo That’s not quite what I expected, but probably close enough. The blue sadness in his head must be running the show right now.
/showme Inside the Walmart where Nathon Fillion is hiding with a shark.
@mediocrebot
Nate is an AWESOME hider! I can’t find him at all…
OWLS! TOWELS! JOWLS! AWESOME!
@chienfou @mediocrebot
Maybe he died snd his ashes were scattered in the local Walmart beverage section.
@chienfou @f00l @mediocrebot
I see his head in there!
He’s lying down.
/showme Walmart people at the Coronation
@mediocrebot
You missed adding the coronation.
@mediocrebot
genetics check out…
@chienfou @mediocrebot
Coronations gave lots of velvet and gilt.
@mediocrebot WHY DOES IT DERP ALL THE FACES??!?1!2?
(sorry; this has bothered me more than it should)
@mediocrebot @stinks Have you seen the hands?
@capnjb @mediocrebot
/giphy devito nope
@capnjb @mediocrebot I’m gonna leave it.
@stinks That is fair. I acquiesce.
/showme a walmart at the bottom of the sea with a shark circling it Andy Warhol style
/showme UK Coronation ceremony with “people of Walmart”
@mediocrebot
Doing better there.
/showme UK Coronation Ceremony in a Walmart
@mediocrebot
Perfection.
/showme Matt Rutledge as King-Emperor of Walmart
/showme Matt Rutledge wearing a crown and holding a scepter in a Walmart
@mediocrebot
/fail
/showme Walmart wedding
/showme royal wedding at Walmart
@mediocrebot
/fail
@f00l That must be the Buckingham WalMart, just down the street from Harrods
@f00l @macromeh Not enough hypercars crawling around and revving their engines for it to be Harrods.
/showme stick figures shopping at Walmart
/showme cartoons shopping at Walmart
/showme hippopotamus shopping at Walmart
@mediocrebot
Tsk tsk. That’s mean, @mediocrebot.
@f00l I, also, assumed the instruction was for a hippopotamus to be shopping at Walmart.
But @mediocrebot apparently read it as “shopping for hippopotamus at Walmart” — which has been successful. A baby hippo is in the cart, looking a bit like a wet capybara.
@f00l @mediocrebot @xobzoo
Oh, right - like grocery shopping.
@mediocrebot @xobzo
Ah. Thx. Dismissed that result too quickly.
/showme Keanu Reeves and Martha Stewart shopping at Walmart
Possibly too real on M. S.
@werehatrack Keanu looks happy to see her.
@heartny @werehatrack She looks more like a blonde Lisa Rinna.
/showme Kim Kardashian wearing a crown shopping at Walmart
/showme Kim Jong Un kissing Kim Kardashian in Walmart
@mediocrebot
he’s put on some weight…
@chienfou @mediocrebot
So has she.
@chienfou Mad Dog… you need to keep those kinds of things in an Incognito browser session
@capnjb
a little kim on kim action.
@chienfou Memorable, not in a good way.
@OldCatLady
I don’t know, they make sort of a sweet couple!
@chienfou @capnjb @OldCatLady I think Kim Jong Un must be wearing his platform jackboots.
@macromeh
@chienfou @mediocrebot Two-faced also.
Well shit… I just laughed a lot and this a way different turn than what I was expecting. I’m going to go all Thelma and Louise now
/showme a Walmart that only sells walruses and musical instruments
/showme Thelma and Louise at Walmart
@mediocrebot I suppose their names could be Thelma and Louise
@mediocrebot @ heartny
The bot aged them!
@Kyeh @heartny Yikes! Looks like GD and SS were caught without makeup.
/showme Bobby Flay buying an air fryer at Walmart
/showme Julia Child cooking aliens at Walmart
@mediocrebot
Attabot!
/showme aliens cooking julia child
at walmart
/showme Julia child as Julia stiles in save the last dance in a dance club
/showme Julia stiles cooking on star trek
/showme Julie Child dancing with Magic Mike
@mediocrebot
I think I broke it
@Cerridwyn Why, what happened?
@heartny
It didn’t show me anything when I asked her to show me Julia styles on star trek
@Cerridwyn Did you by any chance have a space between show and me?
@Cerridwyn Never mind. I see your post above.
@Cerridwyn @heartny
Weird. Did you edit it by any chance? Because I found that editing your comment keeps it from working for some reason.
@Cerridwyn @Kyeh I copied it and posted below and it worked. I also find that editing seems to break it. Also some punctuation, like apostrophes.
@Cerridwyn @heartny Yeah. Also @RiotDemon discovered that it will give different results for the same command if you repeat it, unlike the /image command.
@Kyeh I think adding the Seed command to the end of the string will allow you to get the same results every time.
https://getimg.ai/guides/guide-to-seed-parameter-in-stable-diffusion
@heartny Well, I often want to get something different because I don’t like the first result (although I often don’t like the new ones either.)
/showme Kim Jong Un as Magic Mike
/showme Kim Jong Un dancing with Magic Mike
/showme Kim Kardashian dancing with Magic Mike
@mediocrebot
@heartny @mediocrebot That is what she probably looked like prior to plastic surgery and what all else people who only trade on their
hoped to belooks do./showme Kim Kardashian and Kim Jong Un dancing with Magic Mike at the UK Coronation
@mehcuda67 That’s a lot to unpack
@heartny @mehcuda67
/showme UK Mike at the Magic coronation
/showme Max Headroom at the Magic coronation
/showme Julia stiles cooking on star trek
/showme George Jetson flying the Star Trek Enterprise
/showme tribbles with banana
/showme Keanu Reeves playing with a dozen tribbles
@mediocrebot Whoa, those are big Tribbles!
@heartny @mediocrebot it takes big tribbles to play.
@heartny @mediocrebot Maybe tiny Keanu?
@heartny @mediocrebot And since they are born pregnant, image how many there really are!
@heartny @mediocrebot Oh! That reminds me of a Short Trek you need to see. I’ll give it it’s own topic.
/showme William Shatner wearing a Tribble
@mediocrebot Any photo of Kirk counts as Shatner wearing a (thin) tribble.
@mediocrebot He looks like another 60’s TV actor who’s name I can’t quite place.
/showme William Shatner doing a backflip off of a Volkswagen vanagon.
@mediocrebot Ummm… uh… what?
@capnjb @mediocrebot You forgot the TF. In fact, that one gets into WTAF??? territory.
@capnjb @werehatrack …by way of a nasty transporter malfunction.
@macromeh ISWYDT
@macromeh @werehatrack Maybe it was TJ Hooker?
/showme a VW Vanagon Diesel pulling a tricycle over a cliff
@werehatrack Next time on MacGyver…
@capnjb The thing about the VW Vanagon Diesel was that it was so underpowered that we used to say it couldn’t pull a tricycle over a cliff with a tailwind. The top speed was about 55 mph on the flat and level with good weather. No camper version was made, and neither A/C nor an automatic transmission was an option.
@werehatrack My buddy had green vanagon in the 80’s. Mid-70’s I think. It wasn’t fast. But it did have a non-working sink and plaid curtains. Chick magnet.
@capnjb That’s the older air-cooled van, which was mondo popular. The Vanagon was boxier, heavier, and less fun. And the Diesel is best left in the ditch it couldn’t pull itself out of. Later, VW made a Vanagon abomination called the waterboxer, which I dubbed “the popcorn motor” due to the incredible fragility of it’s “head gaskets”.
/showme Vin Diesel and Jimmy Cliff sharing a joint
The /showme command is a member feature. Join membership to try it out.
@mediocrebot oh-h-h-h… Can somebody bail me out?
/showme Vin Diesel and Jimmy Cliff sharing a joint
The hands, as usual…
@werehatrack Thankya!
@werehatrack The hands always give me the jibblies.
@capnjb @werehatrack
/showme Strongbad with the jibblies
No. No, no, no. This is how you jibblie:
/showmeme a chocolardiac arrest
That’s funny. I typoesd
/showme a chocolardiac arrest
/showme Strongbad at the Vienna opera with poodles in tutus.
/showme Strongbad with a poodle skirt tutu
/showme a ballerina wearing a poodle skirt
@mediocrebot Monstrous arms, and no poodle skirt, but overall much more accurate than Strong Bad with a poodle skirt tutu.
(Actually, just realized I officially requested
Strongbad… and I don’t know if it’s supposed to beStrong Badinstead. I wonder how much difference that even makes.)@xobzoo I think her feet are on backwards.
@heartny It’s ballet; they do inhuman things. How can we tell?
/showme a poodle wearing a ballerina skirt
@capnjb Oh, the jibblies are back.
@capnjb
That’s a non poodle wearing a fake looking poodle wig.
The wig is not up to Hollywood blockbuster standards.
/showme Keanu reeves as a contortionist in the style of Bosch.
@f00l
/giphy rules fail?
/showme pink saber toothed tiger dancing with the stars.
/showme pink tiger with elephant ears
/showme USS Enterprise transporter error result
/showme giraffe backflip
@mediocrebot Looks more like giraffe impending frontfall
@mediocrebot That’s halfraffe, not a giraffe.
/showme William shatner as pushme pullyou
/showme Marilyn Monroe as an elephant
/showme Matt Rutledge with Marilyn Monroe hair
/showme yellow meh upside down
/showme William Shatner with only head and torso
@mediocrebot Again, it looks like whatshisname, not Shatner.
/showme Superbowl vs Puppybowl
/showme super puppy butt ball
@Kidsandliz Awwwww! Weirdly dead eyes, though.
@Kidsandliz @Kyeh And why does the “butt ball” look more like a face ball?
/showme people butt ball mixed with a puppy butt ball
@mediocrebot not hat I imagined got a butt ball, not that I had anything imagined for a butt ball but ok
/showme the life hack that you randomly saw one day
@mediocrebot 🫠
@mediocrebot Looks legit.
Or, rather, as legit as many “life hacks” found online.
/showme life hack puppy bowl
@ciabelle It’s gotten hooked on bananas for scale now!
/showme puppy trying to convince Captcha that it’s a human
Please realize CAPTCHA is a fellow robot like you.
/showme puppy trying to buy an IRK but not able to confirm he’s a human because he doesn’t know how to identify fire hydrants even though he pees on them all the time.
@pmarin
This one cracked me up - the puppy’s so cute and the hydrant’s so tiny!
/showme jeff goldblum watching a puppy poop
/showme Jeff Goldblum throwing a football as far as he can in the style of graffiti
I think I’m going to need to start adding ‘don’t show hands’
/showme a creature made of hands throwing Jeff goldblum into space in the style of Renoir
apparently how to get no hands is to specify you want hands #protip
@kostia Fair enough.
Well played.
/showme a puppy watching jeff goldblum poop in a park
@mediocrebot Must have been parsed as “a puppy-watching Jeff Goldblum, pooping [in his pants] in the park.”
/showme Spock as Legolas with a bow and arrow on a movie poster
/showme Denzel Washington as Captain Panaka in a starship hangar
/showme the troll mascot from meh jumping a shark while water skiing
/showme great white shark with teeth made of Doritos
@mediocrebot Those are clearly not Doritos.
@mediocrebot @xobzoo Vanilla Doritos?
Could be a good rapper name too.
/showme great white shark with Doritos chips instead of teeth
@mediocrebot interesting take. Lost his top teeth, but at least he has Doritos
/showme great white shark with orange nacho cheese teeth
there has to be a way!!
/showme khloe kardashian carrying Denzel Washington down the beach in the style of van Gogh
@mediocrebot Some assembly required.
/showme a beach with a thousand jumping puppies
@mediocrebot them be some really freaky puppies!
/showme a thousand puppies chasing a small herd of elephants
/showme elephants on the moon in space suits
@Jamileigh17 Well… you got moon and elephants. So you’ve got that going for you. Which is nice.
/showme alpaca in a space suit
@capnjb We just call him Lefty. Tremendous balance.
/showme the difference between an Alpaca and a Llama
@heartny It’s a PushmiPullyu!
@mediocrebot That’s not the difference between an alpaca and a llama.
What you’ve got there is some paca and some llama.
@mediocrebot @xobzoo But I wanted ALLpaca.
/showme llama big hitter Caddyshack in the style of Norman Rockwell
@lehigh I feel like I should be playing mini-golf.
/showme Bill Murray and a gopher in a UFC cage fight
/showme “look ma no hands”
/showme “hold my beer”
/showme hands
@mediocrebot Correct number of fingers this time, but not on the correct hands.
/showme fingers
/showme not today Satan style of H. R. Giger
/showme Bill Murray high-fiving an astronaut gopher in the style of H.R. Giger
/showme happy bruh holding a wallet full of cash in a bed
/showme Bill Murray has a structured cash settlement and he needs cash now!
/showme hands fingers ears feet braids
/showme siamese hand cats with kinky tails
/showme backwards hand.
@f00l Looks arthritic, but otherwise almost normal.
@f00l @Kyeh Yeah, basically the least-backwards hand it’s produced in a long time.
/showme hand backwards fingers
/showme foot with fingers instead of toes
@mediocrebot Fingers good, toes?
/showme juicy apple being held by feet in an orchard
/showme juicy foot being held by apples in an orchard
/showme person eating an apple made of toes, they are very happy, too happy
/showme alien spy balloon in the sky being shot down by a fighter jet
/showme alien spy in the sky being shot down by a fighter jet
/showme ufo shooting down a hot air balloon on mars
/showme Keanu Reeves bring shot down by a fighter jet
/showme George Reeves being shot at by a villain in a stolen jet fighter
/showme sad Keanu eating lunch on a bench, but he is really happy
/showme pam and Jim riding a jet ski into a bear’s den
@medz Pam and Jim combined into one person?
/showme sad Keanu riding a jet ski
/showme tiny Amazon woman driving a delivery truck
/showme Keanu Reeves driving an Amazon Prime truck
@mediocrebot I think he’s giving someone the finger?
/showme Keanu Reeves with short hair wearing shorts and a t-shirt, without sunglasses while playing sand volleyball
/showme Keanu Reeves, but with short hair and no beard and no glasses
/showme bald, clean shaven Keanu Reeves, no glasses
@mediocrebot not THAT kind of shaven!
/showme Keanu Reeves with a cat in the style of Norman Rockwell
/showme a fighter jet with hands
/showme a fighter jet with feet
/showme Chinese spy balloon with hands
/showme Chinese spy balloon with feet
@mediocrebot I have no idea what’s going on.
/showme Chinese spy balloon with big feet
@mediocrebot Wut?
/showme the starship enterprise shooting down a chinese spy balloon
/showme the star trek enterprise shooting down a chinese spy balloon
/showme william shatner shooting down a chinese spy balloon
@mehcuda67 I think he ate the balloon
/showme Chuck Norris causing a train derailment with a baguette.
@capnjb It checks the boxes.
/showme Chuck Norris hitting Keanu Reeves over the head with a baguette.
/showme Chuck Norris catching a Great White Shark with a baguette
@mehcuda67 It seems that fins are like fingers.
@capnjb I guess those would be fish fingers.
/showme Chuck Norris eating a hamburger on a baguette
/showme Chuck Norris eating Keanu Reeves
@mediocrebot Looks like he ate someone’s finger tips.
@heartny @mediocrebot Dahmer, party of two!
/showme Chuck Norris eating Keanu Reeves’ chihuahua
/showme Chuck Norris and Keanu Reeves playing electric guitar in a rock band
@mediocrebot
/showme anime Chuck Norris and cyberpunk Kim Kardashian flying romantically in a Chinese spy balloon
@mediocrebot Not at all what I expected, but kind of interesting.
/showme Chuck Norris and cyberpunk Kim Kardashian flying romantically in a Chinese spy balloon, style of Ed Blinkey
/showme Dagwood and Chuck Norris in a Blondie cartoon strip
/showme Dagwood and Chuck Norris fighting with baguettes, fantasy film style
@mediocrebot Well that’s interesting - I can tell which is Chuck Norris, which is Dagwood and possible baguette-like things. Maybe this is what a fantasy film looks like in a comic strip universe.
/showme Blondie and Chuck Norris fighting with baguettes style of Al Hirschfeld
@mediocrebot No baguettes? No Ninas?
@heartny @mediocrebot I think that’s Deborah Harry/Blondie rather than Dagwood’s Blondie.
@Kyeh That’s what I was thinking too
/showme Chuck Norris and Guy Fieri fighting with baguettes in Flavortown Market
/showme Guy Fieri and Kim Kardashian cooking in Flavortown Market
@mediocrebot Ha, Kim has Guy’s hairstyle
@heartny @mediocrebot
Looks like she’s been eating a lot of his cooking too.
@Kyeh It also looks like all the food Guy has been eating on Triple D is finally catching up with him.
@heartny Well, he’s always been kind of portly.
/showme Martha Stewart as a lobster roll and Kim Kardashian as a glass of wine in Flavortown Market
@mediocrebot Not sure I want to know what happened to Kim. And Guy, why are you so red? Nevermind, I don’t think I want to know that either.
@mediocrebot @mehcuda67 I am actually laughing out loud at this.
@mehcuda67 I think maybe he’s as red as a lobster? It looks like Martha’s bra gave out.
@heartny @mehcuda67 And condolences to her on that last face lift…
@heartny @macromeh Holy crap, I just noticed a lobster claw crawling up Martha’s arm. Showme lives in a saggy mutilated appendage nightmare-scape universe.
/showme Martha Stewart and Mike Meyers eating Chinese spy balloon paninis in The Great British Baking Show
/showme Martha Stewart making a quilt style of Norman Rockwell
@mediocrebot There seems to be some appendage problems here. And Martha did not age well.
/showme Martha Stewart and Kim Kardashian dining together in a fine restaurant
/showme Martha Stewart vomiting onto Keanu Reeves
/showme Road Runner Badger Mustang Falcon Softball pitcher
/showme the end of time as we know it
/showme the end of the world as we know it
/showme I feel fine
/showme daylight saving time