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It's Glen! Custom Socks

Comfy socks in the likeness of beloved cultural icon Glen, because you demanded it
75% combed cotton, 22% polyester, 3% elastane, 100% bizarre
Whose idea was this
The “Men’s” size fits men’s shoe sizes 8-13 & women’s shoe sizes 10-12.5
The “Women’s” size fits women’s shoe sizes 5-10
Model Number: Glen Socks!

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Strange Things are a Foot

If you ever wanted your own Glen to keep at home for companionship and banter, this is your lucky day! Also, you are profoundly strange.

Consult the video below for tips on how to bring your new Glen socks off-puttingly to life. Note to people watching with their innocent kids, or their straitlaced parents: Someone in this video does a swear.

And then revisit some of our favorite Glen moments of all time, and remember how this creepy little snake, or ferret, or whatever he is, burrowed into our hearts in the first place. (What the fuck is Glen, anyway?)

“You a Cop?”