Irk Stuffie

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A Meh-rathon Murder Mystery!

When eccentric billionaire steam mop mogul Dallas McAllen hosted a party, he always went all out, offering up his mansion to a wide array of strange characters. Only, last night, he invited one guest too many. For, sometime just after midnight, a cry was heard from his study, and the man of much wealth and little reason was found murdered.

But this will not be an open and shut case. With 30 suspects–many of whom are devious, depraved, desperate, or all of the above–it will be a mystery that only the best can untangle. Sadie Dufresne–an Inspector of the Royal Knights order (shorthand - IRK), one of the highest ranking detectives in all the land–arrived on the scene as quickly as she could to put the pieces together. But she’ll need help if she has any chance of figuring this thing out. And she’ll need it… from YOU!

So what do you say? Will you help IRK Dufresne crack the case?

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