Invigorate Massaging Roll Pillow & Mini Body Massager
- It’s a pillow that gives you a massage
- Also a non-pillow massager
An Instructional Meh-rathon
Listen, instruction manuals are pretty intuitive. I mean, they’re designed to be. But wouldn’t you know it, there’s always one step that makes me go, “Huh?” I don’t know. Maybe I’m just stupid. It probably doesn’t help that I dropped a bunch of these manuals into a paper shredder, including the one I needed. I pieced it back together, but this is what I’ve got…
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Step 75
“Do not use this unit for anything other than its intended use.”
A-ha! If I intend to jump off the roof and use this unit to slow my fall, I can be at no fault! I’m untouchable! NEXT.