A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories

This is an Instant Regret Kit. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.

Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.

We’re selling all the things that we know you’ll like
Making lots of conversions
But we gotta handle this deal just right
So you know what this is
Three kinds of personal safety lights
For your personal safety
One for your feet, one for your arms
The other wraps flexibly

Let’s get visible, visible
You want to get visible
These lights make you visible
Let 'em see your body move, body move
Let 'em see your body move

You’re exercising, you’re being good
Trying to firm up your muscles
That would be hard if you got hit by a car
If you know what we mean
We’re sure you’ll understand what this can do
If you listen to us
You gotta know they shine so you don’t end up
Under the wheels of a bus

Let’s get visible, visible
You want to get visible
These lights make you visible
Let 'em see your body move, body move
Let 'em see your body move

Be noticeable, noticeable
C’mon and be noticeable
These lights make you noticeable
Let 'em see your body move, body move
Let 'em see your body move