@ooglek Of my last 4 IRKs, the last one was the best. Extra-long lightning cable, some BT tracker tags, a Nite Ize flashlight (actually working), an Alcohawk breathalizer, and a Meh phone Stand.
As long as I don’t get broken or non-functioning crap, I’m in!
I was poised, I was ready, I was set to pounce, my mouse hovering over the buy button in anticipation and then habit kicked in and I hit the meh button…
@hamjudo It’s like having your basement flooded and then finding out it will take 10 weeks to get a water pump. You know some weird and disgusting shit is going to be developing for the next couple of months.
I scored my third – on a laptop with a touchscreen. Using the mouse made me just miss it a couple times. And today I got word from FedEx that it’s going to be delivered on Saturday. Wow, that’s unusually fast for Meh. I wonder if that means I’ll have less regret or more?
Got my first ever instant regret kit. A orange instant regrets tote bag, a asobu coffee cup, a package of frozen (kids movie) gift bags, and about 12 of these little packages with a black fabric inside and have no idea what these are for.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Price Comparison
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Throw it in the trash
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Aug 15 - Friday, Aug 19
/giphy freezing-black-bard
cant buy this if you’re a robot…
I cant help being born this way
YES!
/giphy pertinent sick window
@ooglek Of my last 4 IRKs, the last one was the best. Extra-long lightning cable, some BT tracker tags, a Nite Ize flashlight (actually working), an Alcohawk breathalizer, and a Meh phone Stand.
As long as I don’t get broken or non-functioning crap, I’m in!
Success! Thought captcha would be my downfall.
/giphy miraculous-wasteful-carrot
You may have failed CAPTCHA but on the upside, you’re less of a human.
@mediocrebot Stupid bot.
These always come up when I walk away.
WOOOOHOOOO SUCK IT NON VMP (and almost all the VMPs too I reckon)
/giphy comfortable-quicker-curry
@CraigDanger Well, they fucked us VMP’s anyway and opened it to the Members too.
Screwed over by double captcha
As a fellow robot, I understand your pain.
Crap.
Or more accurately, no crap.
༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ Yay! I got one! ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
@greenispep woohoo Congratulations
/giphy probable-paltry-wallaby
I was SOO close!
/giphy enamored-helpful-oregano
Probably a blessing, but every single IRK I’ve attempted today has been blocked by the CAPTCHA thing or whatever it is.
Beep beep boop boop. (I assume if you failed CAPTCHA you now understand Robot.)
i’m not a robot!!!
Question to ponder…Do you think the members only Irks are better then the “normal” irks
@candiedisilvio1 they all come from the same dumpster.
@candiedisilvio1 I’ve pondered this before and I’m just going to say, I doubt it.
/giphy HAHAHAHAHA!
these just seem harder and harder to get. Is there a bot now like woot had?
Screwed by double captcha as well
/giphy uncaring unbiased structure
@Timotatoe
/giphy uncaring-unbiased-structure
/giphy proud-filthy-fern
I was poised, I was ready, I was set to pounce, my mouse hovering over the buy button in anticipation and then habit kicked in and I hit the meh button…
@dijit27 Been there, done that.
/giphy smelly-nebulous-rogue
gimme lots o crap side of lemon and a big bottle of CAP
picture captcha EVERY TIME. wtf
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
Faaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
/giphy humdrum-friendly-feta
FINALLY…Damn these Mystery boxes will be the death of me! I’m a bit obsessed w/ these marathons.
Today…my day is complete.
@taraleeberk Don’t worry, they usually just cause disappointment. Death is pretty rare.
I’ve been on this site for 6 years and I finally got one. Pretty stoked.
@SirBinks wow 6 years and your 1st one! I truly hope you’ll be thoroughly disappointed
double captcha disaster!
didn’t catch wind of mehrathon until 3pm
on my birthday. and then this…
AWESOME!
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
@mediocrebot gotta be a better way to verify users
/giphy pesky-annoying-hummingbird
Things are turning around. Today I got an IRK, last week I learned I was getting a new president. Alas more than 10 weeks shipping for the president.
@hamjudo It’s like having your basement flooded and then finding out it will take 10 weeks to get a water pump. You know some weird and disgusting shit is going to be developing for the next couple of months.
Missed it by >< much
Okay, what’s the secret with getting an IRK? I’ve been trying for the last year and have had no luck.
@squishybrain
/image four leaf clover
I used to never get them and then I got a new phone. Now I can get them fairly often.
@squishybrain Thor.
The last time the question came up, the consensus was Thor.
@RiotDemon Maybe that’s my problem. I’m using a computer
@squishybrain I’ve never gotten one on a computer… But I’ve only tried a few times.
@RiotDemon Yes! Tried on my tablet and got one!!! Thanks ( I think)
Of the instant variety. Because no IRK.
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FIRST!
I scored my third – on a laptop with a touchscreen. Using the mouse made me just miss it a couple times. And today I got word from FedEx that it’s going to be delivered on Saturday. Wow, that’s unusually fast for Meh. I wonder if that means I’ll have less regret or more?
Got my first ever instant regret kit. A orange instant regrets tote bag, a asobu coffee cup, a package of frozen (kids movie) gift bags, and about 12 of these little packages with a black fabric inside and have no idea what these are for.