Instant Regret Kit
A Very Foolish Meh-rathon
This might be just a normal IRK.
Then again, it’s April Fools’ Day, so it’s possible that Joe from the warehouse has filled it with nothing but his favorite confection: Maypole Syrup, the only syrup made entirely from ground wooden festival poles!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.

