@lonocat This is better when done to a toilet seat.
Fake dog poop
Moving the wife’s car down the road and watching the panic.
Fake gum with buzzer/shocker.
@somf69 One very large brick of multicolor post-it notes…
We also shrink-wrapped the regional boss’ rent car to a pair of pallets, and slapped a shipping label on it, while he was at our office for a meeting.
Item? Dang. Calling in sick to work then showing up.
Why do I think this is done at meh HQ
Rubber band around kitchen sink sprayer
Cabbage that can speak, but just says “buttery peanuts time!”
Wired earbuds
rubber dog poop
/image fake-puke
@medz That looks like school pizza
@katbyter @medz That is school pizza.
@katbyter @werehatrack we’re all school pizza on the inside
Fake gun that’s actually a real gun.
I should get out in about 8 years with good behavior.
Jump on stage and fake slap the comedian who just made a joke about your wife.
@tweezak After laughing at the joke.
@tweezak The slap looked pretty real to me!
IRK
@katbyter Best answer.
ThinkGeek Annoy-O-Tron. For the unfamiliar, this is a small electronic device, easily hidden, that gives a little beep every 3-8 minutes. Hide one, and watch folks go nuts trying to figure out what’s beeping…
@RobinBobcat Wonderful device!
The classic mixed nuts can full of snake is hard to come by nowadays. The ones listed on Amazon are almost all really disappointing.
@lonocat This is better when done to a toilet seat.
Fake dog poop
Moving the wife’s car down the road and watching the panic.
Fake gum with buzzer/shocker.
@somf69
One very large brick of multicolor post-it notes…
We also shrink-wrapped the regional boss’ rent car to a pair of pallets, and slapped a shipping label on it, while he was at our office for a meeting.
Item? Dang. Calling in sick to work then showing up.
Why do I think this is done at meh HQ
Rubber band around kitchen sink sprayer
Cabbage that can speak, but just says “buttery peanuts time!”
Wired earbuds
rubber dog poop
/image fake-puke
@medz That looks like school pizza
@katbyter @medz That is school pizza.
@katbyter @werehatrack we’re all school pizza on the inside
Fake gun that’s actually a real gun.
I should get out in about 8 years with good behavior.
Jump on stage and fake slap the comedian who just made a joke about your wife.
@tweezak After laughing at the joke.
@tweezak
The slap looked pretty real to me!
IRK
@katbyter Best answer.
ThinkGeek Annoy-O-Tron.
For the unfamiliar, this is a small electronic device, easily hidden, that gives a little beep every 3-8 minutes. Hide one, and watch folks go nuts trying to figure out what’s beeping…
@RobinBobcat Wonderful device!
The classic mixed nuts can full of snake is hard to come by nowadays. The ones listed on Amazon are almost all really disappointing.