Instant Regret Kit
An Instructional Meh-rathon
Listen, instruction manuals are pretty intuitive. I mean, they’re designed to be. But wouldn’t you know it, there’s always one step that makes me go, “Huh?” I don’t know. Maybe I’m just stupid. It probably doesn’t help that I dropped a bunch of these manuals into a paper shredder, including the one I needed. I pieced it back together, but this is what I’ve got…
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Step 153
“Be sure not to use benzene, thinner, ethyl alcohol, gasoline etc. which can result in hazardous fumes, fading of the paint, or corroding of the inner parts.”
Okay, who the hell is using gasoline to clean their things that this even needs to be stated.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
