Instant Regret Kit

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  • And you regret it
  • Then it worked
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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.


Worms come up out of the ground when it rains. What if instead of that, it was fingers. When it rains, fingers start poking up through the soil. They writhe and grasp seemingly without purpose. Nobody dares dig further to see what lay beneath them.

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