Instant Regret Kit
- These aren’t going to ship for awhile
- Like, we don’t know when
- The April IRKs haven’t all shipped yet
- So if you’re in a hurry, DON’T BUY THIS
- Which is probably good advice just in general
The Cliffs of Cliff: A Cliff-hanging Meh-rathon
“What was it?” Cliff asked.
“Buffalo,” said the driver.
“The city in New York?” Cliff asked.
“No,” said the driver.
“The animal?”
“No.”
“The mozzarella?”
“No. Nor was it the freshwater fish or the verb meaning to intimidate or baffle someone. It was… something else.”