All and everything: 2 of each item, on sale for 2 minutes each

f00l posted a pic said Fri, May 15th 2020 at 12:08am ET

/image “all and everything”
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BTW

Am I the only singularly 2 here?

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mediocrebot said Fri, May 15th 2020 at 12:08am ET:

Everything.

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  You wish.
  
  Not for you, fucker.
  
  f00l said Fri, May 15th 2020 at 12:09am ET
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- @f00l @mediocrebot Unless it’s my foot up his robot ass.
  
  Sorry, he made an snark-o-matic comment after the first IRK at 3am (PST) and I haven’t forgiven him yet.
  
  dvermilion said Fri, May 15th 2020 at 2:53am ET
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ticklescratch said Fri, May 15th 2020 at 12:15am ET:

2 Fucks Given

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ELUNO said Fri, May 15th 2020 at 12:15am ET:

Get that man a hat!

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  /youtube men without hats
  
  f00l said Fri, May 15th 2020 at 12:17am ET
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Bigbearballs said Fri, May 15th 2020 at 12:38am ET:

But not two meh shirts, just one

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njfan said Fri, May 15th 2020 at 12:40am ET:

aw man, if you guys sell a 2 pack of lysol spray, you’re going to break the internet.

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ceruleanseas said Fri, May 15th 2020 at 12:44am ET:

Dammit, you might be right. I want to go to bed, but “just two more minutes to see if I really want the next thing” is gonna keep me up until 2am…

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  Amazon sells you crap you don’t need by supporting your desire for One click instant gratification
  
  Meh torments you into staying up late even though they’re not offering to sell anything anybody might want by offering two-minute gratification
  
  /giphy all is lost
  
  f00l said Fri, May 15th 2020 at 12:51am ET
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- @ceruleanseas @f00l I’ll take one of those two-minute gratifications please…
  
  ShotgunX said Fri, May 15th 2020 at 10:50am ET
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- @f00l @ShotgunX It’s not inconvenient at 10am, though.
  
  ceruleanseas said Fri, May 15th 2020 at 11:25am ET
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OnionSoup said Fri, May 15th 2020 at 7:01am ET:

Everything is better than nothing

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- Everything.
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, May 15th 2020 at 7:01am ET
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mike808 said Fri, May 15th 2020 at 11:33am ET:

Can I get 2 IRKs?

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