/image “all and everything”
BTW
Am I the only singularly 2 here?
Everything.
@mediocrebot
You wish.
Not for you, fucker.
@f00l @mediocrebot Unless it’s my foot up his robot ass.
Sorry, he made an snark-o-matic comment after the first IRK at 3am (PST) and I haven’t forgiven him yet.
2 Fucks Given
Get that man a hat!
@ELUNO
/youtube men without hats
But not two meh shirts, just one
aw man, if you guys sell a 2 pack of lysol spray, you’re going to break the internet.
Dammit, you might be right. I want to go to bed, but “just two more minutes to see if I really want the next thing” is gonna keep me up until 2am…
@ceruleanseas
Amazon sells you crap you don’t need by supporting your desire for One click instant gratification
Meh torments you into staying up late even though they’re not offering to sell anything anybody might want by offering two-minute gratification
/giphy all is lost
@ceruleanseas @f00l I’ll take one of those two-minute gratifications please…
@f00l @ShotgunX It’s not inconvenient at 10am, though.
Everything is better than nothing
Can I get 2 IRKs?
Everything.
@mediocrebot
You wish.
Not for you, fucker.
@f00l @mediocrebot Unless it’s my foot up his robot ass.
Sorry, he made an snark-o-matic comment after the first IRK at 3am (PST) and I haven’t forgiven him yet.
2 Fucks Given
Get that man a hat!
@ELUNO
/youtube men without hats
But not two meh shirts, just one
aw man, if you guys sell a 2 pack of lysol spray, you’re going to break the internet.
Dammit, you might be right. I want to go to bed, but “just two more minutes to see if I really want the next thing” is gonna keep me up until 2am…
@ceruleanseas
Amazon sells you crap you don’t need by supporting your desire for One click instant gratification
Meh torments you into staying up late even though they’re not offering to sell anything anybody might want by offering two-minute gratification
/giphy all is lost
@ceruleanseas @f00l I’ll take one of those two-minute gratifications please…
@f00l @ShotgunX It’s not inconvenient at 10am, though.
Everything is better than nothing
Everything.
Can I get 2 IRKs?