There ain’t no way I’m gonna sit here like a trained poodle waiting for the next deal because OMG they only last two minutes we can see 30 deals in an hour surely the next one will be something good … and then it’s 5am and I’ve been sitting here like a trained poodle for five hours and haven’t bought a goddamn thing.
@OldCatLady yes that zip lock deal was great! I still have maybe 10 or 12 bags left. That’s it. I so wish I had bought the maximum number of boxes we could rather than just 1.
/giphy preach
/giphy testify
I too prefer to be surprised to find out that I’ve bought a bunch of crap. GIVE US THE IRK
It’s a “build your own” IRK. The problem is that everything in an IRK is something you’d never choose to buy.
Everything.
Probably not going to be an irk with this mehrathon I’d guess.
@Kidsandliz at leasts one so far…
and make that two!
three
@Telanis glad I was wrong.
Everything?
Everything.
Makes you wonder why would they have all this junk in the warehouse?
@lilsrm123 They didn’t sell enough irks?
@lilsrm123 a good warehouse is full of junk.
@fuzzmanmatt @lilsrm123
ANY place thats full of junk is good!!
@fuzzmanmatt @lilsrm123 @Lynnerizer
ya buy a random box, you take what’s in it.
You buy a closeout, you get what you get
Everything?
Everything.
Everything?
Everything.
@mediocrebot do you find everything about the pandemic good?
Everything.
@mediocrebot what about dysentery? Do you find everything about dysentery to be good?
Everything.
@mediocrebot so if we all died of dysentery, you would find that awesome?
FOOLS! TOOLS! JEWELS! AWESOME!
@mediocrebot so which holds more value to you, shoppers at meh, or Spaghettini?
Spaghettini is one of my favorite noods.
@mediocrebot Do you have any redeeming qualities at all or are you just a total loser at everything?
Everything.
@macromeh @mediocrebot Ha ha you set that up right. @mediocrebot stepped right into the trap.
@mediocrebot @OnionSoup
Best bot interview ever.
I think this is the opposite of rationing.
@mike808
rationing the quality?
@f00l Rationing the letter “h” in topic titles.
@mike808
I’m a victim of cruel “anti-h autocorrect”.
Pity me.
@mike808 it’s an esoteric form of money-rationing.
Everything?
Everything.
There ain’t no way I’m gonna sit here like a trained poodle waiting for the next deal because OMG they only last two minutes we can see 30 deals in an hour surely the next one will be something good … and then it’s 5am and I’ve been sitting here like a trained poodle for five hours and haven’t bought a goddamn thing.
Hell no.
@TheFLP I got nothing else better to do
@lilsrm123 @TheFLP
Let’s see who has 600+ click streaks tomorrow…
@TheFLP
/giphy hell no
@lilsrm123 @mike808
Not me! Still maintaining my perfect zero streak.
Now the deals are 30 minutes long? I guess midnight is for the people with short attentions spans.
Or someone at Meh realized they don’t actually have 720 things to get rid of.
@lilsrm123 @TheFLP
Looks like you don’t get multi-clicks for multi-rounds of the same item.
/image fifth element multi pass
@lilsrm123 @mike808
Click rationing?
@lilsrm123 @mike808 @TheFLP
Click-rathoning.
@f00l @lilsrm123 @mike808
Sounds like a pretty meh rationalization to me.
Everything?
Everything.
Every thing?
@IndifferentDude Every. Thing.
@IndifferentDude @lilsrm123
Awesome.
POKER! JOKER! NOT MEDIOCRE! AWESOME!
Ervathang?
@OldCatLady
I guess we have to spell like northerners to get the autobot response.
@f00l Tutto?
None of the images are loading now. Everything is ruined. What should I do about it?
Everything.
@mediocrebot Done, and it worked. Great advice!
If they sell Built cases again, I’m in for two cases. Same fo ziplocs.
@OldCatLady yes that zip lock deal was great! I still have maybe 10 or 12 bags left. That’s it. I so wish I had bought the maximum number of boxes we could rather than just 1.
All the things?
@robm Things=Purses
@robm @zachdecker Unless you get an IRK. In which case it will be purses.
Nothing?