If the company chat in this morning’s Meh email was giving out any hints, “Everything” is going to be for sale tomorrow …
EVERYTHING?
@Ignorant apparently
Everything?
@shawn so I’ve heard
I got dibs on mediocrebot.
@cinoclav I want what’s left of Irk.
@cinoclav @stolicat Glen is going to be sad to be last pick and left alone abandoned by his friends
@Kidsandliz @stolicat Even Hank will be chosen before Glen.
@cinoclav @Kidsandliz @stolicat Glen is still nailed to a false chimney facade from last Christmas
@cinoclav @Kidsandliz @ThomasF I had figured Glen would be hidden in the pallet of socks that will be for sale tomorrow along with … everything.
Everything.
@Thumperchick that’s what I read
@stolicat @Thumperchick i’ll buy thumperchick for a lark
Everything is already for sale between all the sites…
Will it all come in one box?
@ybmuG apparently, everything.
i got dibs on casemates.
/image “all and everything”
fer sher.
imgur.com/PgPJ2Qv
This is good news. I got some pasta coupons that need to be used on something.
OOOHHHHH EVERYTHING!
what if i don’t want everything? what if i just want some thing?
@carl669
Then Fuck You.
@carl669 everything fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck
(are all y’all still counting)
hey @carl669 hey @f00l
@mediocrebot fuck you robot. it’s everything #100 and i haven’t even broken a sweat.
bitch.
@carl669 You can’t have everything.
Where would you put it?
(Steven Wright)
@bmf Dammit, I came in here to post the same thing.
@bmf @jsh139 everything
@mediocrebot f00l
@JT954 everything
@mediocrebot everything
oh fuck, another everything channel
@mediocrebot everything everything everything everything everything everything everythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverything
catch up to that @mediocrebot
@mediocrebot simpleton
everything
Wait, so nothing?
/giphy nothing
@tinamarie1974 everything
@tinamarie1974
I don’t like this. It’s too much of everything. I’m not buying anything. Probably. And now I have a headache.
@sammydog01 liar.
@RiotDemon OK, maybe.
@RiotDemon @sammydog01 /giphy snicker
maybe it’s too soon to tempt? or maybe we’re all just shelter-in-jaded
He’s so cute!
/youtube slow mo guys
What about something?
Anything? Otherthing? Thingthing?
Everything? Nah… woot already does that.
/giphy everything is awesome
Everything. PS: are you guys hiring software engineers?
Don’t worry Bout a thing Cause every little thing Gonna be alright
Everything, right mediocrebot?
Everything is awesome? Is it, mediocrebot?
KRULL! A SKULL! BRETT HULL! AWESOME!
@mediocrebot So NOT everything awesome is here?
VAN GOGH! MANGO! TANGO! AWESOME!
DIPLOMAT! RAT-A-TAT! FAT CAT! AWESOME!
@gsrivast apparently, awesome trumps everything
@mediocrebot except that time …
Everything but what you may want.
I won’t give up, no I won’t give in Till I reach the end And then I’ll start again No I won’t leave
Mediocrebot… how many things should I try…?
Everything= Too many unneeded doo-dads and thingamajigs I’d never use or need…
EVERYTHING?
@Ignorant apparently
Everything?
@shawn so I’ve heard
I got dibs on mediocrebot.
@cinoclav I want what’s left of Irk.
@cinoclav @stolicat Glen is going to be sad to be last pick and left alone abandoned by his friends
@Kidsandliz @stolicat Even Hank will be chosen before Glen.
@cinoclav @Kidsandliz @stolicat Glen is still nailed to a false chimney facade from last Christmas
@cinoclav @Kidsandliz @ThomasF I had figured Glen would be hidden in the pallet of socks that will be for sale tomorrow along with … everything.
Everything.
Everything?
Everything.
@Thumperchick that’s what I read
@stolicat @Thumperchick
i’ll buy thumperchick for a lark
Everything is already for sale between all the sites…
Everything.
Will it all come in one box?
@ybmuG apparently, everything.
Everything.
i got dibs on casemates.
/image “all and everything”
fer sher.
Everything.
This is good news.
I got some pasta coupons that need to be used on something.
OOOHHHHH EVERYTHING!
Everything.
what if i don’t want everything? what if i just want some thing?
Everything.
@carl669
Then Fuck You.
@carl669 everything fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck
(are all y’all still counting)
hey @carl669 hey @f00l
Everything.
@mediocrebot fuck you robot. it’s everything #100 and i haven’t even broken a sweat.
bitch.
Everything.
@carl669 You can’t have everything.
Where would you put it?
(Steven Wright)
Everything.
@bmf Dammit, I came in here to post the same thing.
@bmf @jsh139 everything
Everything.
@mediocrebot f00l
@JT954 everything
Everything.
@mediocrebot everything
Everything.
oh fuck, another everything channel
Everything.
@mediocrebot everything
Everything.
@mediocrebot everything
Everything.
@mediocrebot everything
everything
everything
everything
everything
everything
everythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverything
catch up to that @mediocrebot
Everything.
@mediocrebot simpleton
everything
Everything.
@mediocrebot everything
Everything.
@mediocrebot everything
Everything.
Wait, so nothing?
/giphy nothing
@tinamarie1974 everything
Everything.
@mediocrebot everything
Everything.
@mediocrebot everything
Everything.
@mediocrebot everything
Everything.
@tinamarie1974
I don’t like this. It’s too much of everything. I’m not buying anything. Probably.
And now I have a headache.
Everything.
@mediocrebot everything
Everything.
@sammydog01 liar.
@RiotDemon OK, maybe.
@RiotDemon @sammydog01
/giphy snicker
maybe it’s too soon to tempt?
or maybe we’re all just shelter-in-jaded
He’s so cute!
/youtube slow mo guys
What about something?
Anything?
Otherthing?
Thingthing?
Everything? Nah… woot already does that.
Everything.
/giphy everything is awesome
Everything.
Everything. PS: are you guys hiring software engineers?
Everything.
Don’t worry
Bout a thing
Cause every little thing
Gonna be alright
Everything, right mediocrebot?
Everything.
Everything is awesome? Is it, mediocrebot?
KRULL! A SKULL! BRETT HULL! AWESOME!
@mediocrebot So NOT everything awesome is here?
VAN GOGH! MANGO! TANGO! AWESOME!
DIPLOMAT! RAT-A-TAT! FAT CAT! AWESOME!
@gsrivast apparently, awesome trumps everything
Everything.
@mediocrebot except that time …
Everything but what you may want.
Everything.
I won’t give up, no I won’t give in
Till I reach the end
And then I’ll start again
No I won’t leave
Mediocrebot… how many things should I try…?
Everything= Too many unneeded doo-dads and thingamajigs I’d never use or need…
Everything.