Instant Regret Kit

  • Seriously, it’s going to be a while until these ship
  • Like, really
  • Like, we’re tell you: a long time
  • April’s haven’t shipped yet
  • If you need this now, sorry it’s not happening
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The Cliffs of Cliff: A Cliff-hanging Meh-rathon

“These five men,” Cliff said. “What did they look like?”

“Funny you ask,” Bob said. “They looked like you, Cliff.”

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