Homedics Therapist Select Hot & Cold Percussion Massager
- Really goes to work on muscle aches
- Comes with hot and cold attachments
- Plus a whole bunch of other attachments, like: ball, u-shaped, trigger point, etc.
- Can it make a margarita: You know if you put all the marg ingredients into a big bowl and then put on the cold attachment… wait, no, don’t do this
Serious Power
Let me just say, after Wednesday of this week, I understand these things better than ever before.
First things first, I awoke to the sound of a large storm rolling through. It was lovely, the white noise of the beating rain, the distant boom of thunder, the steady trickle.
Wait. The steady trickle?
Oh, that would only be the water coming through a small crack in the basement wall. Usually, it only weeps a little, and this flows right down into the well below. But when things get torrential, it sprouts a serious leak. At any rate, my plans–to sit in the dim light of the morning and read a book while Mother Nature raged outside–had to be scrapped, and instead, I spent several hours sloshing around and trying to wrestle a soaked rug somewhere where it could dry.
After this was done, I went to a dental appointment where I learned, due to some computer trouble, we could basically only talk about the work I would get done. Then I would have to come back another time to actually start the process. Would’ve appreciated a call to reschedule before I drove all the way out there, but what are you going to do?
When I got home, my treadmill gave me an error message, so I had to run outside in the post-storm humidity.
All in all, it was shaping up to be the kind of day that should end with another kind of massager: one of those ones that are essentially a weed gummy you can drape over your shoulders or set against the backrest of your chair where its gentle non-targeting nodes go to work on your tenser parts.
And then, in the middle of the run, something tweaked in my back. Probably something I messed up while wrestling the wet 2-billion-pound rug around. And now, I sit here typing this feeling a distinct pain in a distinct area and wishing I could apply a pulverizing hot/cold massager to apply to it.
In conclusion, I should probably buy this thing, and you should too.
