Hamilton Beach: An Appliance Musical

ONE NIGHT ONLY! The historical hip-hop stage sensation that’s taking America’s kitchens by storm: Hamilton Beach!See and hear the ORIGINAL CAST bring history to life in this DAZZLING SPECTACLE about the founding fathers of an American appliance company! And also they rap!Frederick J. Osius:My dear Mr. Hamilton, my dear Mr. BeachI shall pay you the sum of a thousand bucks eachFor the use of your most mellifluous namesFor my company, because “Osius” sounds pretty lameJust LISTEN to what critics and theatergoers are saying about Hamilton Beach: An Appliance Musical!Theatergoer: "Just what the late night coffee drinker ordered!"Critic: "SUPERB"THRILL to the rap battles that threatened to tear this young country apart, between full-pot Federalists and single-cup Republicans! Did we mention they rap?**Hamilton:**Each state brewing their own coffee?That cannot stand! It’ll be anarchy!We need a strong central pot! Step off, fool!Or we’re gonna have to settle this with a duel!Beach:Forcing free men to drink from one potIs just the kind of tyranny the Revolution fought!The question must be settled now, todayNo coffeemaker can do it both ways!Hamilton: Can we?Beach: Can’t we?Hamilton: Should we?Beach: Shan’t we?Hamilton: Dare I say -Beach: Can it be -Hamilton: Unity!Beach: Unity!Hamilton & Beach (unison): WEEE CAN DOOOO IT BOTH WAAAAAAYS!Hamilton Beach is the most entertaining, most ambitious, most ALL-AMERICAN hip-hop musical about a coffeemaker EVER PRODUCED! Critic: "Exactly what we needed!"Theatergoer: “Can you see me giving a HIGH FIVE. And Dancing around my Kitchen.?? Yes it made me that HAPPY.” (sic)Get your tickets NOW for this very LIMITED ENGAGEMENT of Hamilton Beach: An Appliance Musical! It’s HOT!