A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories

This is a Halo 6 Port Smart Charging Hub. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.

Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.

You always need big Ziploc bags. You need them to keep your toiletries from spilling all over your luggage or getting seized by the TSA. You need them to store leftovers when all your containers are dirty or in use. You need them for other reasons you never think about until the moment you need them. They are among the most useful and versatile accoutrements of modern life. And while normally we’re all about buying generic, this is one of those rare instances where the off-brands aren’t the same. If it’s not Ziploc, it’s not Ziploc.

There’s only one problem: you keep running out of them.

Those puny and expensive boxes from the supermarket have a knack of turning up empty right when you need them most. Then you wind up cramming your deodorant and your face wash into a tiny Ziploc bag and paying six bucks for a tube of toothpaste at the hotel.

Solve it. Right now. In one fell swoop. Or a few fell clicks, technically. Each purchase gets you 68 gallon bags and 88 quart bags for 156 total bags. They’re the primo slider kind. Freeze up to 90 gallons of soup. Give your Tupperware a year off. Save the leftover pizza from the annual party that Ziploc execs throw to celebrate the TSA’s mandating of toiletries in quart bags. Never worry about getting your body butter through security ever again.

And of course, you can buy three boxes for a total of 468 bags. If that doesn’t solve your Ziploc problem permanently, it should last at least until air travel is replaced by teleportation.