Wipe that smirk off your face. And those Doritos off your hands.

Wet wipes for tough, grimy work? For our people? We were skeptical. We don’t think of our audience, or frankly ourselves, as the roll-up-your sleeves-and-get-filthy crowd. Also, we tend not to trust any product that’s marketed with lots of black and gold, and distressed metal textures, and gratuitous uses of the word “ain’t”. Wethinks these wet wipes doth protest too much.

But then we realized one messy job that even the laziest of our customers take on: eating Doritos.

The orange flavor powder on Doritos is some kind of Satanic miracle chemical. One chip and your fingertips are stained orange for days. Even though Dorito residue is almost impossible to scrub off, it instantly smears all over anything you touch. Is it multiplying or something? Is it the accursed neon orange mark of an unclean soul?

We think it’s met its match in Grime Boss. Surely, if these shop wipes can handle motor oil and fish guts, they can dispatch Dorito powder back to the hell whence it spawned. Grime Boss isn’t just for hands, either. You can use the rougher-textured side to wipe off your computer keyboard, your gaming controller, your travel mug full of Mountain Dew, whatever.

And if you actually think about it, you probably do a few real jobs worth keeping Grime Boss around for. Like, say you’re digging in the yard and it’s time to eat. Or you’re broken down by the side of the road changing a tire and your phone rings. Or you’re trying to be a good hip citizen and ride your bike to the office, but your greasy chain pops off. Chances are you’re handier than you think.

But chances are even better that those hands have a slight orange tint to them.