Great Bay Home Microfiber Reversible Weighted Blanket 15lb 48"x72"

  • It’s a blanket, it’s heavy, it makes you snooze
  • Could help anxiety
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THE ORACULUM

Welcome to THE ORACULUM. Join us, as our resident oracles of eTail and otherwise provide predictions that will 100% potentially eventually happen. Okay, maybe the only thing we can really guarantee you is that we have a lot of stuff today. Like, a LOT of stuff. And maybe, JUST MAYBE, one of these predictions will come true.

October 11th, 2021

For not wishing to consent to the divorce,
Which then afterwards will be recognised as unworthy:
The King of the Isles will be driven out by force,

After spending several nights on the couch.

So far today...

  • 91570 of you visited.
  • 46% on a phone, 2% on a tablet.
  • 464 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 41 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $1568 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?