Letters from the Mehditor

We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.

TO: editor@paleoportal.org
SUBJ: Confused

Hello I am trying to follow the paleontology diet but finding it very hard to find good recipes for fossils also I have burned through six Vitamixes already. I know these diets can be expensive but I wasn’t really prepared for the equipment costs. I want to be as fit and healthy as a Tyrannosaurus but I cracked a molar and I won’t lie I cried like a lowly Dilong.

(That was a dinosaur joke because the Dilong was a Tyrannosaur also but it was super tiny)

On the plus side I have lost three pounds so I guess I can’t complain. That would make me a complainosaurus.

I feel like that joke really ate up all the goodwill my Dilong joke earned.

My gums have the consistency of yogurt,

Meh