Fukobukuro 18: Meh-rathon Edition
Our Take
- Goodness gracious
- It’s a Fuko
- As we were explaining earlier to Meh n00bs, the Fukobukuro is a …
- Nevermind, it sold out
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: editor@paleoportal.org
SUBJ: Confused
Hello I am trying to follow the paleontology diet but finding it very hard to find good recipes for fossils also I have burned through six Vitamixes already. I know these diets can be expensive but I wasn’t really prepared for the equipment costs. I want to be as fit and healthy as a Tyrannosaurus but I cracked a molar and I won’t lie I cried like a lowly Dilong.
(That was a dinosaur joke because the Dilong was a Tyrannosaur also but it was super tiny)
On the plus side I have lost three pounds so I guess I can’t complain. That would make me a complainosaurus.
I feel like that joke really ate up all the goodwill my Dilong joke earned.
My gums have the consistency of yogurt,
Meh
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
