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Dr. Cupidico's Revenge: A Meh-rathon
“Did he just say go after the coyote?” said one member of the task force to another. “That seems really short-sighted. We can’t get distracted. We need to keep our heads in the game.”
“Look,” said another member of the task force, kneeling next to the wounded task force leader, “I think we’re all a little out of it. It’s probably dehydration.”
“But what are we supposed to do?” said another member of the task force. “They told us not to drink water from the tap! And then the water cooler in city hall was empty!”
“Hey, look there!” One of the members of the task force pointed to a peculiar site on the corner of the street. “It’s a cactus. Don’t those things have water in them?”
“Great idea,” said another member of the task force. “We’ll go over there, drain that cactus, and then we’ll feel better, which’ll make planning what to do easier.”
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
