Evergreen Harvest Illuminated Fall Floral Stake (38")

  • Evergreen?
  • Yet, it’s fall-themed?
  • Don’t forget the IRK!
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A Meh-rathon Murder Mystery!

Eccentric billionaire steam mop mogul Dallas McAllen has been murdered! And in his own home, no less, while a great party raged on. With 30 suspects and clues galore (some helpful, others less so) only Sadie Dufresne–an Inspector of the Royal Knights order (shorthand: IRK), one of the highest ranking detectives in all the land–can be trusted to solve the mystery. But she’ll need your help. So, what do you say? Will you help IRK Dufresne crack the case?


IRK Sadie Dufresne calls the coroner to check in and see if his examination of the victim has turned up anything new.

“Any updates?” she asks.

“Yes, actually,” the coroner says. “We found something curious. An Evergreen Harvest Illuminated Fall Floral Stake driven into his chest. And by my estimation, it was actually staked in earlier than the knife was stabbed into his back.”

“Good work, doctor,” Sadie replies. “That’s very helpful information.”

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