Too late It’s over

Eufy HomeVac S11 Lite Cordless Stick Vacuum Cleaner

Ultra-lightweight cordless design
Performs best when used indoors
Don’t go out and vacuum the desert

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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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Okay, but what if the reason no one has definitively proven ghosts to be real is because there are ghosts devoted to suppressing and discrediting evidence? What if they pose as ghost hunters or hooligans and crash investigations? The ghost was a ghost hunter all along! It’s the kind of twist audiences universally love!